UPDATE: We placed 6th!
Thank you so fucking much to all 17 members of TEAM GLORIOUS TRAINWRECKS DOT COM! YEAAAAH!!
Our entry is the "100-in-1 Klik and Play Pirate Kart", and in just forty-eight hours, we will produce 100 games. If some of them aren't done in Klik and Play, so much the better. If we don't actually make it to 100 games, well, neither did those 100-in-1 pirate carts. We can always subtly alter game names in the menu and/or do game-breaking sprite hacks.
Like the Klik of the Month Klub, you have no more than two hours to complete a single game. UNlike the Klik of the Month Klub, there is no set time to start and end -- the Pirate Kart Meltdown runs continuously the entire weekend. Klik & Play is freely downloadable.
Also unlike the Klik of the Month Klub, there will be PRIZES. I will personally mail terrible games to your front door for contributing to this noble effort. (Which games, exactly, are forthcoming.) Participants in the Meltdown are competing for these three prizes:
The HOLY SHIT I'M DROWNING IN GAMES prize goes to the person who produces the greatest number of games in the 48-hour period.
The WTF IS GOING ON HERE prize goes to the person who develops the game with the most bizarre mechanics.
The VIVA VARIETY JOHNNY BLUEJEANS prize goes to the person with the largest range of game styles.
Voting in these categories will be open to everyone who creates games this weekend. Yes, even the HOLY SHIT I'M DROWNING IN GAMES prize is put to a vote. I just feel like it, that's why.
Either I'm ineligible for prizes or other people have to send me shit if I win. Prize donations are welcome -- hell, if we round up enough people, a second or third place wouldn't be inconceivable.
ONWARD! UPWARD! JUSTICEWARD!
(Join us on IRC -- server irc.freenode.net, channel #glorioustrainwrecks.)
Comments
Two games.
Fight a Chicken.
Fight a Parrot.
Mein spiele
One game. I'm spent.
Emotional Rollercoaster
One game from me! Good luck on 100!
Here's one from me. I may try something more ambitious later, but I doubt it will be better.
Sky is Falling
One Game
Zombie in Space!
Can... can you score at all
Can... can you score at all in this?
Didn't have enough time to
Didn't have enough time to add scoring, one of the games I enter might though.
Unite! Warriors of the Metal Axe!
METAL AXE WARRIORS v1.5
This game is epic.
Hangover.
You Have a Hangover. It is a game about struggling with terrible jumping mechanics, which gives me an idea for another game.
I'll be editing this post as
I'll be editing this post as the weekend progresses.
Swordquest: Horseworld
Air/Sea Giraffe (this one's actually kind of good)
Super Corporate Executive Quest II HD Turbo Remix Deluxe: Return To Lord Skullington's Castle
Krakozyabry
Explodin' Shit
Juggling Forever
Don't Stop Believin'
Slow Race
Cat Golfing (This one was #50! HOLY SHIT.)
Piano Tutor
Pick Up The Phone And Die
Eat The Moon
Ukulele Master
Dave Halverson's Review Quest
Drive A Bike
This Is The Last Goddamn Game I'm Making: Fuck You
One more!
Disco Party!
Edit: Disco Party has been slightly edited.
Edit: Disco Party has been slightly edited again, yes I KNOW I'm wasting valuable seconds. My Jamiroquai midi didn't loop!
here are some games.
spank your pussy
defend the moon
SO IT BEGINS
Triangle Crosser
Sideways Man Adventures
More to come!
Get on IRC, man!
Get on IRC, man!
BAM
Climb King
Previous two updated to not have installers!
Hot Zeppelin History
Hot Zeppelin History Stage
If stealing from Airwolf is frowned upon I'll edit it.
In fact, stealing from
In fact, stealing from Airwolf is highly encouraged!
And another one
Piano Command
The jivest game ever
Nitro Time Rock and Roll
Holy shit
Finger Smashes
Pie Boy
Spindizzy
i made this
Allard Quest
A second game
From the creator of the epic "Allard Quest" comes a new masterpiece: Bike Adventure!
The reviewers say:
"I hate you." - Swimmy
"this game is infuriating" - professor_scissors
"i can hardly even climb the stairs. this is decidedly sexy hiking-esque." - sixenhaus
DOWNLOAD NOW
Race Car!
Race Car! is an exciting racing game.
Happy Time Electro Sex
Happy Time Electro Sex
ZAM
Staircase!
Clickity Clickit
Truck VS Ghost
Ghost VS Truck
Sequelitis!
Swimmy I hope it's okay, I made a follow up to your smash hit videogame, "You have a hangover".
I present, "You have a hangover II - Superbowl" aka "Splatterhouse"
And to follow that up here's
And to follow that up here's a game that precedes the hangover.
Friday Night Radical Dream Date
That's pretty much exactly
That's pretty much exactly like the date I had last night. Radical.
Cinematic gaming
Another one:
Walk you home tonight
It's beautiful, man.
That was beautiful, man.
That was beautiful, man.
Caution: lasers
LASER LAND
This game is shareware.
a few games
Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG
Arrows
House Centipede Fun
one more.
here comes the judge
Guest Game!
Not Created by me!
Pizza VS Circle
Enjoy
Set Qinut free!
Here's one
Slide Puzzle Madness!
Time for to the fight!
I am the creator of Pizza vs. Circle, posted earlier by Professor_Scissors.
I also just made this!
Endless Showdown
OK! One more with VIGOR
Ok, so like, I was ripping some CDs and popped this open just to see if I could make a game in under 30 minutes, and I DID!
From the creator of The Sky is Falling comes:
Sad Old Man
New Two
Too Many Cheerios
Happy With Sad
The Final "Fight a Bird"
Fight a Duck With the Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis
A thing
Platform Builder
Probably more enjoyable with a friend!
Alt. link
Not even remotely original
Not even remotely original
There's really not much more to say about it.
What's the tally so far?
As of this moment, 60! Why
As of this moment, 60!
Why aren't you on IRC? That's where we keep the running count, and also yell at each other.
Because I should be
Because I should be sleeping! It's just hit 8:30am in aus and I was working for 8 hours till 6 this morning!
Butt Pirate
Be amazed. (Not really.)
Butt Pirate
Dude, I can't do anything
Dude, I can't do anything with just the .GAM file! You need to run the "Save Stand-Alone Game" option under the File menu and then zip up all the junk that it spits out.
Hurry! Justice depends on it!
Oh dang, whoops. Sorry about
Oh dang, whoops. Sorry about that!
Obviously I'm an idiot.
Butt Pirate
This is more a real game
It's a real game! It has obstacles, and levels, and objectives and stuff.
Kick the Habbit (you addict!)
This one is my real last one.
Kick The Hobbit
Kick The Hobbit
God make my computer crash so I can sleep
Battle Chess Deluxe Kasparov-bot Edition
RAINGEL
RAINGEL
RAINGEL!
gotta have movie tie-ins
Go Go Power Rangers
My worst game ever.
Money, Power, Sex, Fame
Another one
Kill Yourself
With help from Linkin Park!
Ok, only one more after this!
This one actually almost took 2 hours to make.
Outrun The Ball
Here's another
What The Heck Do I Do?
Seriously.
You know you want to play it.
This Game Stars My Penis.
Go ahead and put my name on it in the final version, fuck anonymity / dignity.
FINAL GAME!
Ok, I did 5 of them. Yeah!
Collect 100 Jems
It's brilliant, seriously.
Violent Fighting: Ogre King
Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge
another
Mega Moon !
Possummer - Quaggy helped
Possummer - Quaggy helped make graphics on this one so credit both of us.
MORE MORE MORE
Too Many Cheerios
Happy With Sad
Help the Laser Wizard
Climb King Lite
Dueling Sandwiches
Keys Keys Keys
I am so sorry for this.
Tiny Dancer
One and a half games
Slide Puzzle Insanity
The sequel to Slide Puzzle Madness!
Also...
Slide Puzzle Insanity: Special Edition
6 extra megabytes! One extra level!
Extreme Calculator!!
Extreme Calculator!!
I CAN'T STOP
Happy With Sad: Turbo Deluxe
Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner
Arrow Arrow Revolution
Click on a Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition
All the kids will be wanting to
Extreme Box 2007
this summer
BEHOLD
Fight another player or the fiendishly clever computer!
Dice Fighter
HOLY SHIT
100 Robots
HOLY SHIT, GUYS
WE DID IT
I'm done.
Don't Hit the Spikes!
We are amazing.
The Three Klikigos
Kick the Hobbit 2 (up-datèd)
Shakespeare Shakespeare Revolution
La Parapluie Perdue
Moon Girafe Can you survive
Moon Girafe
Can you survive the horror that is Moon Girafe (spoiler, you won't).
I would like to nominate for
I would like to nominate for the unofficial (i.e. I made it up, there is no prize) DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR award (for sheer, gutsy, unfullfilled vision) Haze, who had the gall to make a klik n play MMORPG.
mentions
Are there no references to this on the TIGSource B-game Competition site?
Biding our time 'til we SPRING??
Also agree, the title wrapper should be garished up.
I actually just posted a
I actually just posted a teaser in the TIGSource forums. But yeah, I definitely wanted the element of surprise.
GO GO GO
Voting has begun, folks!
team voting
Mentioned in the voting forums is the fact that only a maximum of 3 team members should be allowed to vote on their own creation. I am pretty sure this is directed at us, as all the other games are one man teams (with one exception). I am all for honour, following rules etc., how are we going to coordinate this?
Who on our team has an
Who on our team has an account? I don't as of yet.
whoops
I missed that bit. SpindleyQ and I have accounts on there, but I'm not sure who else does.
I do and I voted on ours,
I do and I voted on ours, but I can change it
That should be fine,
That should be fine, then.
(Though just to be perfectly clear: if anyone else on here has voted, now's the time to pipe up! Votes are reversible.)
I think absolute rule #1 is
I think absolute rule #1 is DO NOT VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED EVERYTHING. It would be seriously uncool to have people from here just voting ourselves up without partaking in all the fantastic games on offer. It is part of our site's mission to foster and support terrible, excellent game development, so let's give the other people who participated their due!
Honestly I would feel kind of uncomfortable voting for myself. I'm hardly a member of the TIGSource forum community -- I read the blog, sure, but my only two posts on the forums are pimping my entry. If indeed we are to be given eternal glory as B-game designing champions, then we should go about it honestly. (Besides which, our internal prizes are going to be way better, anyway. I'll be starting our own voting thread very soon now.) That said, I don't mind if a couple of our own vote for ourselves, but yeah, post here if you do and let's not go over the community-accepted limit, please.
I agree with all that, but I
I agree with all that, but I also seriously think that ours is the most fantastical and ambitious and beautiful entry/concept by far.
i'm of the opinion that no
i'm of the opinion that no one who's actually entered in the contest should vote.
and isn't having three team members who vote on the game unfair to those who entered the contest alone?