N: The Spoooookey Dooooor
D: Dare you enter... THE SPOOOOOKEY DOOOOR?  It's very spooky!  In this classic survive-'em-up, fight with clumsy controls and masochistic game design to reach the end, which is actually pretty sweet.  PS: The answers are "All of the above", "Sir, I've impregnated your daughter" and "Because he didn't have the guts!  HA HA HA."
G: survival horror, impossibly difficult, kotmk2
L: 3