NAME: Raphael Freight-Train Shinners
BIO: There are, unfortunately, multiple things to say about the man whose life's ambition is to be labelled "enigmatic" by the mainstream press. For example, he is 6 feet tall! Balderdash, I hear you decry, and you're right! I was lying. Or was I? No, seriously, he is That Tall.
Klik & Play was a passion of his ever since he received it for christmas many moons ago. In high school, they even crowned him the "Klik King", but this was a result of a massive spelling error. The correct title was "Clique King", a nugget of comedy gold created by the student body, since Raph was not a part of any cliques, gangs or even social circles. Oh the hip irony! To this day, he is still addressed in the street as "Oi! Klikhead!", or something which sounds suspiciously similar.
The ladies love him. He is, after all, supernaturally attractive.