N: Yarrrrrr! (R)
D: A game of intrigue, violence, and kangaroos!  It's New Years, and the Man In The Moon is giving away free cheeseburgers for everyone! You are Bloodscourge the Time-Travelling Pirate, and with your trusty Tyrannosaurus Gun, you'll keep those pesky kangaroos from stealing your dinner!
G: broken, kotmk0, kangaroo
L: 1