You see a little boy. \n\nHe [[sees you.|cry]]\n

You go to the park.\nHopefully you will meet a friendly [[child.|boy]]

He [[cries.|next]]

Nobody here loves you.\nNobody knows they're letting the unicorns [[die.|dead]]

Nobody but you knows the unicorns exist.\n[[You mustn't fail them.|begin]]

The unicorns are dead.

Next you go to the grocery store.\nGrocery stores attract a diverse range of customers.\nMaybe one of them is the kind of [[person|man]] who says hello to big hairy monsters.

You are a big hairy monster. The [[unicorns|unicorns]] will die unless someone says hello to you before sunset. You are illiterate and have no mouth.

BIG HAIRY MONSTER SIMULATOR 2014

Anonymous

[["Fifteen feet, six inches? Twelve-hundred pounds?"|nowyoucry]]

An old man approaches you.\nHe looks [[friendly.|friendly]]