YOU LUNGE AT THE REFRIGERATOR!\n\nYOU CLAW AT IT TIRELESSLY, BUT IT WILL NOT BUDGE\n\nD:\n\n\n[[Give up|Go to the kitchen]]

You climb through the window and find yourself in the living room.\n\n<<if not $televisionSmashed>>The television is on, and is very loud!<<endif>>\n<<if $televisionSmashed>>There is glass all over the place, and the television is lying broken on the floor<<endif>>\n\nThere is a young man who is dead on the couch.\n<<if $deadGuyEaten eq 1>>Blood from the hole is his belly is staining the couch<<endif>>\n<<if $deadGuyEaten eq 2>>Blood from the hole is his belly is staining the couch<<endif>>\n<<if $deadGuyEaten eq 3>>Blood from the hole is his belly is staining the couch<<endif>>\n\n<<if not $televisionSmashed>>[[Smash the television!!!]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $deadGuyEaten eq 0>>[[Eat from the dead man]]<<endif>>\n<<if $deadGuyEaten eq 1>>[[Eat more from the dead man|eatmorehuman]]<<endif>>\n<<if $deadGuyEaten eq 2>>[[Eat more from the dead man|eatevenMoreHuman]]<<endif>>\n\n[[Leave|Go forwards]]

You eat from the dog, leaving only a few organs behind. <<set $dogEaten = 2>>\n\nTasty!\n\n[[Eat more|more]]\n\n[[Back|LeftHouse]]

<<silently>><<set $catPresent = true>>\n<<set $dogDead = false>>\n<<set $dogEaten = 5>>\n<<set $kitchenMess = false>>\n<<set $televisionSmashed = false>>\n<<set $deadGuyEaten = 0>><<endsilently>>\nLIZARD\n\n[[PLAY|Culdesac]]

You eat more of the humans flesh. He is delicious!\n\n[[Eat more!|eatevenMoreHuman]] <<set $deadGuyEaten = 2>>\n\n[[Go back|Go through the window]]

You chew on the soccer ball!\n\nThe rubber provides a pleasant amount of feedback as it deforms under your teeth\n\n[[Back|Go left]]

You walk into the kitchen. You can smell that there is food located inside a refrigerator but you cant see how to get in!\n\n<<if $kitchenMess>>This kitchen is a mess!<<endif>>\n\n[[Attack the refrigerator!|Attack the white object!]]\n\n<<if not $kitchenMess>>[[Trash the kitchen!]]<<endif>>\n\n[[Leave|LeftHouse]]

YOU LUNGE AT THE CAT BUT IT IS TOO HIGH FOR YOU TO REACH\n\nSO YOU JUST SCRATCH AT THE FENCE INSTEAD\n\nThe cat runs off!\n\n<<set $catPresent = false>>\n[[Back|Go left]]

You hiss at the cat!\n\nIt is not fazed and continues to hiss at you from it's perch.\n\nIt is just out of reach!\n\n\n[[Ignore the cat|Go left]]\n\n[[ATTACK!!]]

YOU GO INTO A FRENZY, CLAWING AT CUPBOARDS AND SWINGING YOUR TAIL AROUND\n\nYOUR TAIL HITS A POT PLANT, SMASHING IT INTO THE FLOOR\n\nYOU JUMP UP ONTO A BENCH, WHIP YOUR TAIL AT THE OBJECTS SITTING ON IT. ALL OF THE OBJECTS ARE NOW ON THE FLOOR\n\nWHERE IS THE FOOD!!?!!?!<<set $kitchenMess = true>>\n\n\n[[Back|Go to the kitchen]]

The end!\n\nNOTE: You don't have to be a lizard anymore now, but you can if you want I guess.

You dig into the humans internal organs.\n\nNow all that remains is a husk\n\nTasty! <<set $deadGuyEaten = 3>>\n\n\n[[Go back|Go through the window]]

You tear open the dogs belly, and nibble at it's insides.\n\nTasty! <<set $dogEaten = 1>>\n\n[[Eat more]]\n\n[[Back|LeftHouse]]

You eat from the dog, clearing the remaining organs. The dogs ribcage is now clearly visible\n\nTasty! <<set $dogEaten = 3>>\n\n[[Back|LeftHouse]]

The dog wakes up!\n\nIt immediately starts barking at you.\nIt's about to attack!\n\n\n[[KILL THE DOG]]

You are in the House!!\n\n<<if not $dogDead>>You see a dog sleeping on the floor.<<endif>>\n<<if $dogEaten eq 0>>Blood is pooling around the dog\n<<if $dogEaten eq 1 or 2 or 3>>Blood is pooling around the\n<<if $dogEaten neq 3>>The dog smells delicious!<<endif>>\n remainder of the dog<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n\nYou see a kitchen (presumably filled with food!)\n\nIt appears that there are no humans in the house.\n\n\n<<if not $dogDead>>[[Wake up the dog]]<<endif>>\n<<if $dogDead>>\n<<if $dogEaten eq 0>>[[Eat from the dog|Eat]]<<endif>>\n<<if $dogEaten eq 1>>[[Eat from the dog|Eat more]]<<endif>>\n<<if $dogEaten eq 2>>[[Eat from the dog|more]]<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n\n[[Go to the kitchen]]\n\n[[Leave|Go left]]

You make a dash towards the exit.\n\n[[End Game]]\n\n[[Go back|Culdesac]]

You gleefully tear open the man, and consume his innards.\n\nTasty! <<set $deadGuyEaten = 1>>\n\n[[Eat more!|eatmorehuman]]\n\n[[Go back|Go through the window]]

YOUR RAGE OVERCOMES YOU AND YOU ATTACK THE TELEVISION WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!!\n\nRAAAARGAAGRGAA\n\nTHE TELEVISION FALLS FROM ITS STAND AND SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR\n\nTHE BROKEN GLASS HURTS YOUR FEET!<<set $televisionSmashed = true>>\n\n[[Go back|Go through the window]]

You are a really big lizard(monitor)!!\n\nYou find yourself in the middle of a suburban culdesac.\n\nThere is a house that is decorated with many colourful ornaments to your left\n\nThere is a house in front of you that looks very plain.\n\n\n[[Go left]]\n\n[[Go forwards]]\n\n[[Leave]]

YOU LUNGE AT THE DOG\n\nTHE DOG RECOILS IN TERROR, BUT IT IS TOO SLOW!!\n\nYOUR TEETH DIG INTO THE DOGS NECK SENDING BLOOD ALL OVER THE ROOM\n\nYOU PULL BACK, TAKING A CHUNK OF FLESH WITH YOU\n\nYOU WATCH AS THE DOG SQUIRMS ON THE FLOOR BLEEDING TO DEATH, WHIMPERING FROM THE PAIN\n\nThe dog is now dead. <<set $dogDead = true>>\n\n\n[[Eat]]\n\n[[Back|LeftHouse]]

You are in the lawn of the plain house.\n\nIt is still very plain.\n\nYou see that a window is open, and that you can climb to it.\n\n\n[[Go through the window]]\n\n[[Go back|Culdesac]]

You walk towards the house on your left.\n\nYou are now on the lawn!!!\n\nThere is a soccer ball on the ground.\n\n<<if $catPresent>>A cat hisses at you from atop a fence<<endif>>\n\nYou see a dog door leading into the house.\n\n\n[[Chew the soccer ball]]\n\n<<if $catPresent>>[[Hiss at the cat]]<<endif>>\n\n[[Go through the dog door|LeftHouse]]\n\n[[Go back into the street|Culdesac]]