I PRESS THE EJECT BUTTON ON THE TOASTER \n\nTOAST POPS UP\n\nHMMMM STILL NOT DONE ENOUGH FOR ME \n\nI PUT IT BACK IN AGAIN TO KEEP IT GOING\n\nI GUESS WE JUST GOTTA WAIT FOR A BIT OR SOMETHING\n\nI GO INTO THE [[LIVING ROOM|whatsthat]] AND CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO CHANNEL FOUR\n\nFRASIER IS ON, OH YES\n\nWAIT, WHY DID I CHANGE THE CHANNEL, I'M NOT GOING TO BE STICKING AROUND DOWNSTAIRS\n\nOH WELL.\n\nI CHECK ON THE TOAST AGAIN AND IT'S DONE ENOUGH.\n\n[[LET'S SLAP A BIT OF MARG ON THIS THING.|SPREAD]]

I'M BACK IN MY ROOM\n\nI LIFT UP THE LID OF MY LAPTOP AND CLOSE THE ERROR MESSAGE FOR SOMETHING THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT\n\nLOAD UP A VIDEO\n\nTIME TO WATCH SOME TIM AND ERIC HELL FUCKING YES\n\nTHIS SHOW RULES\n\nEATING TOAST WHILE WATCHING TIM AND ERIC\n\nI LIVE A GOOD LIFE\n\nTOAST FINISHED\n\nEPISODE....NOT FINISHED. \n\nAH FUCK IT [[LETS WATCH THE REST OF THE EPISODE|POSTEPISODE]].

AS I WALK PAST THE WINDOW FOR THE LIBRARY I SEE A LEAFET THERE FOR A JOB CLUB OF SOME KIND TALKING ABOUT JOB ADVISORY AND CVS AND ALL THAT STUFF\n\nAT THE TOP IS "NATIONAL CAREERS SERVICE" \n\nWAH-HEY THEY WERE RIGHT\n\nI GOES IN TO THE LIBRARY\n\nI ASK IF THEY HAVE A SPARE COPY OF THE LEAFLET SO I DONT FORGET THE TIME\n\nTHEY DONT BUT THEY WRITE IT DOWN FOR ME ANYWAY \n\nI LEAVE WITH THE PAPER WHILE THANKING THEM\n\nRIGHT TIME TO GO [[MEET BACK UP WITH MUM|FINDMUM]]

WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?!\n\nGOOD GRIEF, I SAID I WAS BLOODY HUNGRY I'M NOT GONNA HAVE TWO ROUNDS, I'LL BE HUNGRY AGAIN AT 10PM IF I DO THAT!\n\n[[FOUR ROUNDS.|YOUGOTIT]]

AIGHT WE'RE HERE WE'RE HOME IT'S JUST STARTED RAINING WHAT LUCK\n\n~FIRST THINGS FIRST~\n\nLET'S GET SOME FOOD\n\nBEANS ON TOAST AW YISS\n\nCONSIDERING HOW LONG BREAKFAST TOOK EARLIER IN THIS GAME, I'LL SAVE YOU [[THE DETAILS|details]]\n\nBRINGIN THAT UPSTAIRS \n\nTIME TO CONSUME GOODS WHICH ARE EDIBLE SO THAT I MAY LIVE JUST THAT LITTLE BIT LONGER THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW TO DO SO\n\n[[WATCH TIM AND ERIC|watchit]] AT THE SAME TIME\n\n[[OH SUCH A GREAT SHOW|endorsement]]\n\nANYWAY IT'S TIME TO [[GET READY!]]

Kidsgrove is a small town place near where I live. I have no clue if it's considered part of Stoke-on-Trent or not, the roundabouts say that its part of Newcastle-under-Lyme but other places say it's Stoke.\n\nBRITISH GEOGRAPHY, EVERYONE!\n\n[[YER FULLA SHITE|wheresthisthesequel]]

I'M DOWNSTAIRS IN THE FRONT ROOM\n\nPLAYIN WITH LIL SIS \n\nNOW THE CAKE IS BEING PREPARED \n\nLIL SIS GOES TO HELP\n\nMUM COMES IN WITH CAKE ALL LIT UP\n\nEVERYONE SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY\n\nYE\n\nPULLIN DUMB FACES FOR WHEN MUM WANTS TO TAKE A PICTURE\n\nBLOW OUT CANDLES\n\nTAKE CAKE INTO KITCHEN\n\nCUTTIN CAKE\n\nNAN MENTIONS TO MAKE A WISH\n\nI TELL HER IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT\n\n...FUCK I DIDN'T DO THE WISH THING IN MY HEAD DID I \n\nWELL FUCKSTICKS I GUESS IM NOT GETTING THAT GIANT BOUNCY CASTLE \n\n[[WARM UP DAT CAKE]]

BIRTHDAY BASH (entree and main course)\n\nTHIS IS THE MUNDANE REGULAR VERSION OF WHAT MY BIRTHDAY WAS LIKE\n\nIT IS MUNDANE AND REGULAR\n\nSOME THINGS AREN'T EXACTLY TRUE TO WHAT HAPPENED DUE TO MY SHIT MEMORY\n\n[[GO]]

PEEPS ON FACEBOOK WISHIN ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY\n\nDUDERS ON TWITTER WISHIN ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY\n\nFRIENDS ON SKYPE WISHIN ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY\n\nOH YESH GOOD TIMES\n\nNOW LETS DO THOSE THINGS THAT I GOTTA JUS DO REAL QUICK YE\n\n#TIME PASSES#\n\nOK WE GOOD NOW \n\nLETS JUST QUICKLY DO THESE DOWNLOADS I HOPE THEY CAN FINISH IN TIME\n\nMUM SHOUTING FROM DOWNSTAIRS\n\n[[FECK]]

GREAT SHOW TIM\n\nGREAT SHOW ERIC\n\nOK RIGHT LETS HAVE A [[SHOWER|SHOWEROVER]]

CHANGED MY CLOTHING\n\nBRUSHED TEETH\n\n-fucking done-\n\nOH WAIT I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE MY LAPTOP WITH ME TOO SO I CAN JUST JUMP ON THE 'NET SAY HI TO MY FRIENDS AND THAT YE\n\nOK THAT'S MY LAPTOP BAGGED UP, I GOT A SMALL LIST OF THINGS TO DO, MY PSP TOO\n\nI'M READY TO GO YE\n\nONLY PROBLEM IS EVERYONE ELSE AIN'T.\n\nWELL WE BETTER GO GET THE CAKE OUTTA THE FRIDGE TO BE EXTRA READY N STUFF\n\n[[YE|CAKE]]

Well, actually, I finished this off the following night because I was tired and so I stopped about halfway through.\n\n[[Still finished it though!|IT WAS STILL GOOD]]

I LEAVE MY BEDROOM \n\n[[OPEN THE GATE|gate]]\n\nGO DOWN THE STAIRS\n\nMUM SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY I THANK HER FOR THE WONDERFUL WISHES\n\n[[INTO THE KITCHEN WITH ME|KITCHEN]]

The Douglas Macmillan Hospice is a charity organization for something or other (never actually looked into what the organization actually does). Charity shops (or Thrift stores as most of you will probably call them) are usually named directly after the charity's name (e.g. Douglas Macmillan, Barnardo's, British Heart Foundation, etc.)\n\nDouglas Macmillan Hospice is a bit of a mouthful though, so most people generally just say "Dougie Mac".\n\n[[AH, GOTCHA|FINDMUM]]

OK PHEW IT FINISHED IN TIME OK LETS SHUT THIS FUCKER DOWN GOGOGOOGOG\n\nOK PACK EVERYTHING AWAY THERE WE GO WE'RE READY TO GO\n\nGO DOWNSTAIRS PUT THINGS ON BOTTOM STAIR\n\nLIL SIS PUT MY SHOES OUT\n\nI PUT THEM BACK\n\nSHE SHOUTS AT ME SAYING THAT I HAVE TO PUT THEM ON\n\nI TELL HER THAT I DONT HAVE TO YET\n\nSHE PERSISTS\n\n[[I IGNORE HER|ignore]]\n\nI TURNED OFF THE INTERNET WHEN I FINISHED\n\n[[BIG SIS|bigsis]] ASKS ME IF I TURNED OFF THE INTERNET\n\nI SAY YEAH\n\nSHE ASKS ME TO PUT IT BACK ON\n\nI DO SO\n\nI GRAB MY PSP WHILE IM AT IT AND SEE IF I CAN GET ON THE WIRELESS FOR IT WHICH I CAN\n\nI JUMP ONTO THE PSN AND QUICKLY DOWNLOAD A GAME WHILE I CAN\n\nAS SOON AS IVE FINISHED THAT, BIG SIS FINISHES SO I GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS AND PUT THE PSP ON SLEEP\n\nMMKAY ARE WE ALL READY TO GO YE WE ARE \n\n[[HUGS N KISSES SEE YOU LATER]]\n

I SEE MUM'S CAR IS STILL ON THE HOME BARGAINS CAR PARK\n\nI GOES INTO THE HOME BARGAINS\n\nI LOOKS IN ALL THE AISLES\n\nSHE AIN'T ANYWHERE\n\nNOT EVEN AT THE CHECKOUTS\n\nI LEAVE THE HOME BARGAINS\n\nHM. SHE'S PROBABLY AT THE CHARITY SHOPS THEN.\n\nI GOES OVER TO THE ONE THATS TO THE LEFT OF HOME BARGAINS\n\n[[THE DOUGIE MAC SHOP|dougiemac]]\n\nI LOOKS IN THERE SHE AINT THERE I GOES BACK\n\nON MY WAY BACK I SEE HER IN THE DISTANCE\n\nWELL SHIT YOU CAN'T EXACTLY MISS HER CONSIDERING LIL SIS IS WEARING A [[BRIGHT PINK RAINCOAT|raincoat]]\n\n[[LETS GO MEET WITH EM|GOGO]]\n\n

[[No, seriously, it's really funny|DRIVE]]

WE LEAVE THE SHOP\n\nTIME TO GO TO [[TESCOS|supermarket]]\n\nI PICK UP LIL SIS AND WE WALK BACK TO THE CAR\n\nBACK IN THE CAR LETS DRIVE \n\nBELTS ON GOGOGO\n\nAFTER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME WE'RE HERE AT THE SUPERMARKET\n\nLIL SIS SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO IN AND THAT ME AND MUM SHOULD JUST GO IN AND LEAVE HER THERE\n\nWE BOTH TELL HER THAT WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER ALONE AND I TAKE HER OUT OF HER CHAIR AND GIVE HER TO MUM\n\n[[LET'S GO DO A BIT OF SHOPPIN|SHOPPIN]]\n\n

[[Yeah, I know.|KIDSGROVE]]

CROSSIN THEM ROADS\n\nAND NOW I'M HERE\n\nIT'S ONLY A SHORT WALK FROM THE HOME BARGAINS CAR PARK TO THE LIBRARY\n\nI GOES IN\n\nI RETURNS THE BOOKS \n\nI GETS THE RECIEPT \n\nI SEE THERES A MESSAGE ON THE SCREEN ABOUT SOME STUFF RELATED TO THE ACCOUNT\n\nI PRESS SURE LETS GO SEE WHAT IT IS\n\nI WANTS THE MEMBERSHIP NUMBER\n\nI SAY FUCK THAT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE CARD MUM DOES \n\nI LEAVE THE LIBRARY\n\n[[TIME FOR THE JOB CENTRE|JOBBY]]

1 MINUTE\n\nBAM I'M HERE\n\nSERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 BUILDINGS TO THE RIGHT OF THE LIBRARY IT'S FECKIN GREAT\n\nANYWAY I ASK AT THE DESK ABOUT ADVICE FOR GETTING A JOB \n\nSHE ASKS ME A COUPLE QUESTIONS LIKE HOW OLD I AM IF IM STILL LIVING WITH MY PARENTS THINGS LIKE THAT\n\nI TELLS HER IM NOT ON JSA IM NOT ELIGIBLE BECAUSE OF MY AGE \n\nSHE SAYS WELL SHIT WE CAN'T HELP YOU NOT UNTIL YOU'RE 18 AT LEAST IT'S THIS OTHER COMPANY THAT DEALS WITH YOU NOT US\n\nIT USED TO BE CALLED CONNECXIONS OR SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THAT BUT NOW ITS CHANGES TO NATIONAL CAREERS SERVICE WHICH IS BETTER REALLY\n\nANYWAY THEY DIDNT HAVE THE NUMBER FOR THEM BUT THEY WERE SURE THAT THEY'RE AT THE LIBRARY ONE DAY A WEEK\n\n[[BACK TO THE LIBRARY I GUESS|LIBRARY2]]

OPEN THE TUB\n\nGRAB THE BUTTER KNIFE\n\nDO THE SPREADING MAGIC ON ONE OF THE ROUNDS MMM GURL\n\nPUT THE OTHER TWO ROUNDS IN THE TOASTER\n\nSTART ON THE SECOND ROUND\n\nDAD WALKS INTO KITCHEN, SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY I THANK HIM\n\n[[MORE WAITING|WAIT]]

Toasted bread, buttered it, put beans in pyrex jug, stuck em in microwave for 3 minutes, put beans in bowl, ate bread with beans, v. nice [[ty|DRIVE]]

This game is not endorsed by Tim & Eric in any way \n\nI JUST REALLY LIKE THEM [[OK|DRIVE]]theyrecool

GOIN' DOWNSTAIRS\n\nTHROUGH THE LIVING ROOM\nTHROUGH THE DINING ROOM\nINTO THE KITCHEN\n\nYO FRIDGE/FREEZER WHATS UP\n\nOPEN UP THIS FRIDGE PART\n\nAH YES THIRD SHELF THERES A NICE CAKE THERE \n\nMM-MMM CHOCO FUDGE \n\nTHIS THING LOOKS FECKIN DELICIOUS\n\nOH YE DONT FORGET THE CANDLES TOO \n\nMATCHES AS WELL\n\nAIGHT WE GOOD [[LETS ROLL|ROLL]]

BIRTHDAY BASH (1)

OK THAT'S THAT DONE WITH\n\nYEAH YOU DON'T GET TO READ THAT PART\n\nANYWAY LET'S JUST SLAP SOME CLOTHES ON\n\nLOVELY JUBBLY\n\nI GRAB MY PHONE, KEYS AND THE MEMORY STICK THAT HAS MY CV ON IT\n\nBRILL\n\nWELL I'M READY TO GO SO [[I'M GONNA HEAD DOWN STAIRS|DOWNSTAIRS]]

OK BACK HOME COOL\n\nPUT CAKE ON SIDE\n\nGO UPSTAIRS WITH COMPUTER STUFF AND SET IT UP AGAIN, SWITCHING IT ON\n\nI SPEND A GOOD CHUNK OF TIME WATCHING VIDEOS AND PLAYING [[GAMES THAT I DOWNLOADED EARLIER|games]] \n\nHAVE FOOD IN BETWEEN GAMES \n\nSOUP YE\n\nWATCHED SOMETHING THAT ISN'T TIM & ERIC WHILE EATING BECAUSE I FINISHED THE THIRD SEASON EARLIER AND I ONLY HAVE THOSE THREE SEASONS\n\n[[IT WAS STILL GOOD]]

YES, FOUR ROUNDS MMMMM-MMM, DELICIOUS.\n\nLET'S PUT THAT BREAD ON THE PLATE, MAKE SURE THAT PLATE IS SMALL OH YES\n\nCUT THEM TOPS OFF THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TY\n\nTWO OF THE ROUNDS IN THE TOASTER, BRILL\n\nLET'S GET A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS WHILE WE'RE AT IT\n\nWE GOT OUR KNIFES SO THATS A-OK\n\nWHAT ELSE WAS THERE? \n\nTHE MARG IS ON THE SIDE NEXT TO THE PLATE SO IT'S OK I GUESS\n\nHMMMM\n\nOH SHIT YEAH THAT WAS IT, MY VITAMINS\n\n[[LETS GET FIZZY|VITAMIN]]

RIGHT LETS GET SOME FOOD DOWN OUR GOB I'M BLOODY HUNGRY\n\nWHAT SHALL WE HAVE TODAY\n\n[[MARMITE ON TOAST|BREAD]]\n[[MARMITE ON TOAST|BREAD]]\nOR\n[[MARMITE ON TOAST|BREAD]]

OK PSA DONE AS WELL AS THE TOAST IT'S GOT THE MARMITE ON IT'S ALL VERY NICE\n\nLET'S JUST CLEAN UP THE COUNTER AND THAT \n\nSHIFT PLATE OUT OF THE WAY\n\nPUT THE LIDS ON THE JARS N STUFF \n\nPUT JAR OF MARMITE BACK IN CUPBOARD\n\nUSE HAND TO GATHER ALL CRUMBS OFF THE SIDE AND INTO MY OTHER HAND\n\nCHUCK CRUMBS INTO SINK \n\nLOVELY, [[LET'S GO BACK UPSTAIRS|UPSTAIRS]]

The top of the stairs is protected with one of those safety gates because I have a little sister who is 2 years old, you see.\n\n[[OH OK FAIR ENOUGH|BREKKIE]]

It gave out rain for today.\n\nAll day.\n\n[[OH.|FINDMUM]]

And now we're here. [[Me writing this Twine game.|writing]]\n\nDude, meta.

OK ITS OUTTA THE MICRO\n\nI GOT MY FORK\n\nIM EATIN THIS CAKE\n\nHOLY FUCK SHIT THIS THING IS DELICIOUS OH MY GOD\n\nEVERYONE ELSE SEEMED TO LIKE IT TOO\n\nTHIS CAKE WAS A SUCCESSFUL CHOICE, GOOD JOB ME, PAT ON THE BACK\n\nWAIT AROUND A LIL BIT\n\nOK LETS JUMP ONTO THE LAPTOP\n\n[[NOT LITERALLY THOUGH]]

OK WE'RE HERE\n\nMUM GAVE ME A SMALL PEP TALK ABOUT JOBS N SHIT\n\nSTUFF I ALREADY KNOW AND THAT\n\nYE\n\nPARKED AT HOME BARGAINS\n\nMUM ASKS ME TO TAKE SOME BOOKS BACK TO THE LIBRARY BUT DON'T MENTION IT BECAUSE LIL SIS WILL NOTICE IT'S THE BOOKS THAT SHE REALLY LIKES BUT THEY GOTTA GO BACK BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE 3 WEEKS OVERDUE GOSH\n\nMUM WORRIES THAT I WONT BE QUICK ENOUGH GETTING BACK SO SHE WONDERS ABOUT GIVING ME MONEY TO CATCH A BUS BUT I ASSURE HER I DON'T PLAN ON STAYING LONG AND I WONT BE THERE FOR MUCH TIME\n\n[[OFF TO THE LIBRARY WITH ME|LIBRARY]]

Tesco is one of the four major supermarkets in Britain. The other three being ASDA, Sainsbury's and Morrisons. \n\nThere's this kind of thing which is consistant around Britain where we just add an "'s" to a store name, even if the store name itself ends in an s.\n\ne.g. Wickes becomes Wickes's (both my mum and my nan say this and i usually scold them both for doing so)\n\nBut yeah because of that odd thing that happens everywhere, Tesco becomes Tesco's and ASDA becomes Asda's. The weird part is that no one adds the 's onto Sainsbury's and Morrisons (which, by the way, are the official names. the stores are the founding peoples last names.)\n\n[[THANK YOU FOR THAT HISTORY LESSON BUT THERES A STORY THAT WE MUST PROGRESS ONWARDS WITH SO YEAH CAN WE DO THAT PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH|WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]

I CROSS THE ROAD\n\nTHEY'RE HEADED FOR THE BRITISH RED CROSS CHARITY SHOP\n\nTHEY GO PAST IT\n\nTHEY GO INTO [[BEE-JAY DISCOUNTS|beejay]]\n\n[[WAIT WHAT|AFTERTHEM]]

She's been here this entire time by the way. \n\n[[I just haven't mentioned her.|FECK]]

EHHHHHHH IT'S KINDA GOLDEN\n\nGOOD ENOUGH \n\nMUM SAYS THAT LIL SIS AND HER ARE GOING DOWN TO KIDSGROVE TODAY TO GET SOME THINGS FROM HOME BARGAINS\n\nSHE SAID SHE'LL LET ME COME ALONG SO I CAN GO ASK ABOUT ADVICE AT THE JOB CENTRE SWEET\n\nOK THATS ALL THE TOAST BUTTERED UP\n\n[[LETS GO GRAB THE MARMITE|MARMITE]]

I WAKE UP, IT'S 8:30 OR SOMETHING HELL IDK\n\nI GET OUTTA BED\n\nI GET UP\n\nI SWITCH ON THE LAPTOP AND CLEAR THE CHAIR\n\nI GOTTA BUNCH O' STUFF TO DO TODAY I GUESS\n\nWELL\n\n[[TIME TO GO GET SOME BREKKIE|BREKKIE]]

I'M DOWNSTAIRS\n\nMUM AND LIL SIS IS IN HERE\n\nLIL SIS IS PLAYING SHE COMES UP TO ME SMILING\n\nJESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE'S SO ADORABLE \n\nI PICK HER UP AND HUG HER\n\nPLAYIN WITH LIL SIS UNTIL WE GOTTA GO\n\nMUM CALLIN \n\nLIL SIS HAS TO GET READY\n\nMUM GRABS HOLD OF HER AND PUTS HER IN A NICE COAT\n\n[[YE TIME TO GO|KIDSGROVE]]

I GOES INTO THE SHOP\n\nOH GOOD THEY'RE STILL RIGHT THERE NEAR THE ENTRANCE\n\nI SAY HEY\n\nMUM SAYS HEY\n\nSHE ASKS ME TO KEEP AN EYE ON LIL SIS WHILE SHE LOOKS FOR SOMETHING\n\nI DO SO \n\nWE (I.E. ME AND LIL SIS) GO OVER TO THE TOY SECTION\n\nLIL SIS DECIDED TO BE NAUGHTY AND SHE CHEWED ON SOME OF THE TOYS THERE\n\nI HIT HER GENTLY AND TOLD HER NO\n\nTO WHICH SHE RESPONDED WITH AN "OW" EVERYTIME I EVEN TOUCHED HER\n\nWHEN MUM CAME BACK SHE TOLD HER THAT I HIT HER \n\nMUM DIDN'T BELIEVE HER\n\n[[WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]

IN THE TESCOS \n\nGOT THE TROLLEY\n\nLIL SIS IN THE SEAT ON THE BACK OF THE TROLLEY\n\nPUSHIN TROLLEY AROUND\n\nMUM PUTTIN THE STUFF IN\n\nWE GOT THE STUFF WE WANT\n\nWE GOES THROUGH THE [[SELF SERVICE CHECK OUT|selfservice]]\n\nBACK IN THE CAR\n\nTIME TO GO HOME AND GET READY TO GO TO NAN AND GRANDADS\n\n[[DRIVE]]\n\n

I CHECK ON MY VITAMINS TO SEE IF IT'S DISSOLVED YET\n\nYUP\n\nI CHUG IT DOWN\n\nWELL IT DOESN'T EXACTLY TASTE BAD, IT HAS FLAVOURINGS IN IT BUT IT'S MORE HALF AND HALF REALLY\n\nNOT EXACTLY TASTE SENSATION OF THE YEAR IF YOU GET ME BUT ITS ALRIGHT\n\nIF I HAD TO SUM UP THE TASTE IN ONE WORD, IT'D BE "DECENT"\n\nANYWAY BACK ON TRACK, THE TOAST, IT'S STILL COOKING AWAY\n\nIM NOT PUTTING THE MARMITE ON YET, I'M WAITING FOR THE OTHER ROUNDS TO FINISH TOASTING\n\nI DONT LIKE USING TWO KNIFES AT ONCE ITS JUST MORE TO CLEAN UP AT THE END \n\n[[HOWS THE TOAST DOING|CHECKTOAST]]

Not that type of "self service", you dirty minded fool.\n\n[[WHOOPS, SORRY|SHOPPIN]]

IN THE CAR\n\nDRIVIN TO [[KIDSGROVE|wheresthis]]\n\nN STUFF\n\n[[YEAH]]

Something that's really important when it comes to spreading marmite on your toast is making sure you don't have too much on.\n\nIf you spread marmite on thick, it just becomes too much, too savoury and it just tastes like complete shite.\n\nSo next time you spread marmite on your toast, remember:\n\n[[Spread smart.|TOASTDONE]]

AH YES MY EFFERVESER--EVERVESTER--*VITAMIN TABLETS THAT DISSOLVE IN WATER*\n\nI GOTTA TAKE THESE MULTIVITAMIN ONES BECAUSE I LEGITIMATELY FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW NORMAL VITAMINS\n\nNO DON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING TO ME I DONT WANT THEM THANKS\n\nWHERE WAS I\n\nOH RIGHT YEAH THE VITAMINS\n\nSO I FILL A GLASS WITH WATER, OPEN THE TUBE, TIP THE TUBE, GET A VITAMIN DROP VITAMIN INTO THE WATER AND THEN I PUT THE TOP BACK ON\n\nBRILL, NOW WE GOTTA WAIT FOR THIS TOO. \n\n[[BETTER GO CHECK ON THAT TOAST.|TOASTCHECK]]

....The lounge? The living area?\n\nIt's the fecking place where you usually have one or two sofas/couches/settees/space hoppers/whatever the fuck you call them and a tv. Sometimes a coffee table as well. Yeah, that thing.\n\n[[OH I SEE. I THINK.|TOASTCHECK]]

This is something that happens on a regular basis. My little sister is very persistent about things and if you aren't like the way I am or the way my mum is then she'll pretty much just walk over you. Very bossy, but hey she's only 2 years old so yeah.\n\n[[Toot Toot|FECK]]

Legally. They were games from the most recent Humble Mojam bundle thing, I haven't played the games yet so I thought I had better do that now considering i'll have the chance to play them. I also grabbed Kairo from my game collection on there because I haven't played it yet.\n\n[[It was amazing.|HUGS N KISSES SEE YOU LATER]]

WELL I SAY "MARMITE" BUT WHAT I ACTUALLY MEAN IS "CHEAP STORE BRAND WHITE LABEL REDUCED SALT YEAST EXTRACT WHICH IS BASICALLY WHAT MARMITE IS BUT ITS NOT MARMITE BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE BRAND NAME YOU SEE" BUT THAT'S A TAD TOO LONG AND SO WE ALL JUST CALL IT MARMITE EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T\n\nOPEN THAT CUPBOARD\n\nGRAB THAT JAR\n\nPUT THAT JAR ON THE COUNTER NEXT TO THE TOAST\n\nOPEN THAT JAR\n\nPUT A BIT OF THAT MARMITE ON THAT KNIFE \n\n[[SPREAD THAT MARMITE ON THE TOAST|steady]]

nanosity

ALRIGHT LETS MELT THIS SHIT INTO A FINE PASTE\n\nINTO THE MICRO\n\nWAIT SHIT WHATS THOSE SPARKS\n\nOH RIGHT THE PLATE HAS SILVER ON IT WHOOPS NAN DIDN'T THINK OF THAT SILLY NAN\n\nNOW ITS ON A MICROABLE PLATE ITS SPINN ROUND \n\nICING IS MELTIN \n\n[[YUM YUM]]

AND FINALLY WE'RE HERE, AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE\n\nWE'RE LIKE THREE QUARTERS WAY OVER WITH THIS STORY NOW SO S'ALL GOOD\n\nCAKE IN HAND, BAG OVER SHOULDER, LAPTOP HELD TIGHT UNDER ARM\n\nOPEN THE GATE\n\nKNOCK ON THE DOOR\n\nYO SUP NAN\n\nHUGS KISSES \n\nTY FOR BIRTHDAY WISHES\n\nPUT COMPUTERY STUFF DOWN\n\nGO INTO KITCHEN\n\nPUT CAKE DOWN\n\nGO INTO FRONT ROOM\n\nYO SUP GRANDAD\n\nHUGS KISSES\n\nTY FOR BIRTHDAY WISHES\n\nI TAKE MY COMPUTER STUFF UPSTAIRS\n\nI SET EVERYTHING UP IN GRANDAD'S STUDY, SWITCH ON EVERYTHING \n\nSWITCH ON THE ROUTER\n\nOK LETS LEAVE THAT THERE FOR NOW\n\n[[GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS]]

Yes, that's the actual name of the shop. I have no idea either.\n\nIt's an alright shop I suppose. It's got a few nice things in there, it smells rather pleasant.\n\nThere was a toy in there when I went in that said something about an elephant and a large amount of development, or something like that.\n\nHm.\n\n[[THE SHOW MUST GO ON REGARDLESS|GOGO]]

YES THAT SOUNDS GRAND LETS GET THE BREAD OUT OF THE BOX THING THAT WE KEEP THE BREAD IN YES\n\nHMMM NOW HOW MANY ROUNDS OF TOAST SHALL WE HAVE\n\n[[TWO ROUNDS|HAHANO]]\nOR\n[[FOUR ROUNDS|YOUGOTIT]]