The duck hands you a golden watch. You hand over fifty cents.\nHe wonders how he got there in the first place.\nYou get back an Eminem and a Phil Collins as change.\nA lady bursts in complaining about this joke going too far.\n\nHow do you intend to solve the situation?\n\n[[Wind up watch]]\n[[Eat the M&M]]\n[[Money for nothing]]

You take the banjo out of Sasquatch's ass. He is forever in your debt, he tells you. Someone walks up to him and reminds him that he doesn't exist. He seems offended by the statement.\nNow you have a banjo covered in poop and blood.\nYou ask Sasquatch if you should take him to the hospital before he bleeds to death. He tells you that he doesn't have insurance or money so there is not much point but it's not the first time this happened and he will be fine.\n\nNow what?\n\n[[Sell the banjo]]\n[[Play some music]]

All you remember is downing a glass of cognac.\nYou are travelling in a donkey kart full of hay, wearing a traffic cone on your head.\nNapoleon is loudly snoring next to you, he lost most of his clothes expect for his hat and is now wearing what seems to be a giant fluor bag.\n\nWhat now?\n\nDrink more cognac\nGo back to sleep\nFind out where you are heading\nSteal Napoleon's hat

The world has ended.\nNobody noticed though.\nSo it's alright.\n\nThe End

A guy walks into the room with a duck under his arm.\n\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[Ask him about the duck]]\nIgnore him\nLeave the store

I wish i was a large green cabbage, slowly rolling down the hill, crushing trees, rocks and the ocassional hillbilly under me. \nAnd then my agent Sisyphus would roll me back to the mountain top.\nSometimes he will get tired and will need the help of his brother, Siphyllis, to roll me back.\nSometimes they will be both tired and will need the help of their cat, Sisypuss, to join and help rolling me.\nThen i would suddenly escape and the valley will be green covered in cabbage fragments.\n\nThat's not right, i want to be a carrot instead\nThen again i'm not sure i like vegetables\nEver seen a hippo take a shit?

The killer was in the room all along.\n\nLightning strike.\n\nThe End

A gnome and a bear bursts into a bank.\nThey demand kartoffel mit sauerkraut.\nThe apocalypse begins with giraffe falling from the sky.\nThe universe gets filled up in candy.\nBut the sun doesn't shine there and it stays a dark place.\n\nThe End

\nNapoleon wonders how a loo could be made out of water?\nYou start worrying that you might have changed history and cannot go back.\nA gnome bursts out of the floor, wearing a nightcap, and informs you\nthat you in fact never gone back in time and napoleon isn't real either.\nTurns out you are in a nuthouse, the watch merely transported you in space.\n\nNow what?\n\n[[Nuthouse]]\n[[Nothouse]]\n[[What is going on?]]\n[[I'd like to buy a vowel]]

A bookstore walks into a duck.\nThe duck is not pleased.\n- Watch your step, bookstore! - he yells at him.\nThe bookstore is sorry, it only happened because he can't see his feet.\n\nSuddenly a guy wearing a traffic cone helmet next to a guy wearing a Napoleon hat and a fluor bag arrives in a flash of light. The guy turns out to be an another player who has choosen different options in the story.\n\nHe gives you his watch and they walk away.\n\nYou take a look at the watch.. \n\n[[It's duck o' clock]]\n[[It's lunchtime]]\n[[It's hammertime]]

You wind up the watch, it starts buzzing and you go back in time.\nYou meet Napoleon who offers you some cognac.\n\nDo you..\n\n[[Gladly accept the offer]]\n[[Waterloo]]\n[[Wind up watch again]]

A group of assasins dressed in black burst in the room and grab you.\nThey take you to the sultan of swing.\nHe says he wants you to be part of his harem. You are terrified.\nThe harem turns out to be a hole filled with pinatas resembling past presidents.\n\nWhat now?\n\n[[Make ladder out of pinatas]]\nChicks for free?\nDoctor do little

You walk into a store under the arm of Napoleon.\nIn the store a duck and a lady is drinking cognac.\nThe lady is getting less frustrated by the second.\nTurns out it was a bookstore all along.\n\n[[Happy ending]]\n[[Sad ending]]\n[[Random ending]]\n[[Turn the situation yet around]]

The house is made out of nuts. Built by an ambitious squirell back in 1958.\nIt now serves as a spawning ground for window lickers.\n\n

\nYou have bought the book and ended the curse of the store.\n\nTHE END

You start to play on your newly acquired banjo. It's going pretty well. The music is pretty good. \n\nIndeed it's so good one would say it's magical.\n\nA sudden burst of magic hits you. \n\nYou are a real boy now, congratulations!\n\nThe End

Snow white and seven cops walk into a bar. The bar is stronger and the cops die. Snow white puts each of them in a glass coffin. The prince arrives and he is confused about the situation.\nSnow white doesn't believe that he is really a prince.\nHe says that indeed he has been only formerly known as prince.\nHe failed prince college and is now a travelling salesman selling bad stories, but business is slow.\n\nWait, whatever happened to the duck?\nGet me out of here!\nWhite woman in trouble\n

The walrus is sad and turns you down: you are really not his type. We are sorry.\n(You can still be friends)\n\nFriends\nFire everywhere\nWhat about the duck?

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Sasquatch bursts in with a banjo sticking out of his ass.\nApparently some people were not fond of his musical abilities.\nHe completely derails the plot and everyone forgets what they've been doing.\n\n[[Take out the banjo]]\n[[Turn into a duck]]\n

You wind up the watch again.\nAn alien bursts from your chest and announces he is actually mexican.\nMuch later, you wake up in a bar covered in chocolate. A penguin is shaking you up asking if everything's alright.\n\nLeave bar\nEat chocolate\nI think i'm done now

You sell the banjo to a bear and a bird. They eat each other.\nEasy come, easy go. Or something.\n\n[[End the game]]\n[[End the world]]

A dog comes up to you: don't look now doc, but you might be playing a shitty twine game.\n\nStill confused\nBuy stocks\nThe door is a jar

This is no house! This is a space station!\nHopefully the old man has lowered the shields.\nBut alas he only lowered his pants.\n\nTake your business elsewhere\nShine like star\nCheese on a stick

You are back in the store.\nThe duck is looking at you confused.\n\n

The world is still a shit place.\n\nIt's sad.\n\nThe End

Hamurrrrrr! \nYells the captain and the episode ends.\n\nThe End

You turn into a duck.\nNow you are under the arm of a guy and walk into a store.\nYou see a guy browsing the books.\nYou try to sell him a watch.\nHe chooses the Baywatch option.\n\nYou feel like a quack.\n\nYou wish he has chosen\n[[Sasquatch]]\nThe light\n

The situation is turned around.\n\nYou walk into a store with a frustrated lady under your arm.\nIn the store a duck is browsing the books.\nNapoleon is selling cognac in the corner.\nM&M bites himself in his own butt and announces he is tasty.\n\n[[Eat the M&M]]\nBuy a cognac from Napowhatever\n[[Another turn on the situation]]

You get the sudden urge to get breast implants. Good thing you can't afford any.\nStill, this might halt your career opportunities in Hollywood.\n\nThe duck asks if you are buying the watch or not, he doesn't have all day to wait for you.\n\n[[Escape]]\n[[Suddenly potatoes]]\n[[Buy watch]]

You get bored of the game and leave the arcade,\nshaking your head: the games in your time were much different.\n\nYou go back to your little hole in the wall and play with your console instead. He is sad because he doesn't like to play Monopoly and you don't turn him on anymore.\n\nIt is indeed a sad state of existence.\n\nThe End\n

Which vowel you'd like to buy?\n\nA\nI\nO\nDouble E

The duck seems puzzled that you are talking to his bodyguard.\nHe warns you about an impending apocalypse.\nAlso asks if you are interested in buying a watch from him.\n\n[[Buy watch]]\n[[Baywatch]]\n[[Sasquatch]]\n[[Seven cops dead]]\n[[I wish i was a cabbage]]

You bite M&M in the butt. He is sad that you turned into a cannibal.\nThe lady is in tears because of the bad jokes that are happening around her.\nThe duck is frustrated because the story is going nowhere.\n\n[[Turn the situation around]]\n[[Horror ending]]\nShit pants\nGo nowhere\n

You can't afford a happy ending.\nThat's a good thing because this is not an adult game after all.\n\nThe End

You lick the book and go back to fairyland. Your grasp of reality is slowly fading.\n\nThank you for playing, you've been really entertaining!\n\nThe end

A crate falls on the store, containing nothing but potatoes.\nThe potatoes start multiplying and suddenly the city is full of them.\nYou find yourself sitting in a canoe, slowly paddling through the sea of potatoes.\n\nEveryone is eager to find out your next move.\n\nKeep paddling\nTake a swim\nI'd like a different story please

Everyone goes home to have lunch.\n\nThe End

You escape from the store.\nSuddenly hundreds of man-sized rodents attack the city, armed to the teeth with knives and bad english poetry.\nOne of them goes up to you and says..\n\n.. What now motherfucka'?\n\nWin\nThis game is not suitable for minors\nCheese is my favourite animal\n

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You make a ladder out of the pinatas and climb out of the hole.\nTurns out you've been in the store all along and the book you were checking out contained LSD in it's pages and that gave you to hallucinations.\nA walrus wearing a fedora stands next to you and confirms your theory. He tells you that it keeps happening to him as well and he cannot stop coming to the store anymore.\n\n[[Lick the book]]\n[[Lick the walrus]]\n[[Buy the book]]