You get some High-Grade giant lasers that zap EVERYTHING.\nWHAT DO\n\n[[Zap Precisely At Nukes|nou]]\n[[Zap Slightly Below Nukes|yesme]]

YOU FIRE A LASER AT THE NUKE. IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.\nEVERYONE DIES THE END\n

YOU FIRE STRAIGHT AT THE NUKES. IT DESTROYS THE NUKES BUT THE NUCLEAR WASTE RAINS DOWN UPON EVERYONE AND EVERYONE DIES.\n\nTHE END\n\n

YOU ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE INCOMING NUKES, BUT WITH WHAT?\n[[Ping Pong Balls|ARSE]]\n[[More Nukes|qwewq]]\n[[The Power Of Love|ARSE]]\n[[Giant Lasers|lazers]]

You walk into the White House and shout "GET RID OF THOSE NUKES PLEASE K THX"\n\nnothing happens and you die\nTHE END\n\n[[Retry|Start]]

YOU FIGHT ZOMBIE HITLER IN A FIST FIGHT, YOU DEFEAT HIM, BUT THE MEGA NUKE KILLS EVERYONE.\n\nTHE END\n

YOU DETONATE THE NUKES NEAR THE OTHER NUKES. IT DESTROYS THE NUKES BUT THE NUCLEAR WASTE RAINS DOWN UPON EVERYONE AND EVERYONE DIES. THE END\n

You're not Batman. Haven't I told you this already?\n\nalso everyone died the end.

YOU AQUIRE NUKES. HOW DO YOU FIRE THESE?\n[[Fire straight at|collision]]\n[[Detonate nukes at other nukes|detonate]]

OH SNAP WORLD WAR 3 IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHAT DO YOU DO\n\n[[Pursuade Politics to destroy the incoming nukes|batman]]\n[[Attempt to destroy nukes|huge]]

You fire slightly below the nukes. You evaporate the nuclear waste and everyone is safe....\nUNTIL\n\n"PREPARE TO DI[[E|oshi]]" Says Zombie Adolf Hitler as he fires a Mega Super Ultra Nuke at America\n\n\nOH SHIT WHAT DO\n\n[[BATTLE ZOMBIE HITLER IN A FISTFIGHT|pew]]\n[[AIM LASER AT MEGA NUKE|nojohn]]\n[[Be Batman|arsemaffins]]

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?\n\n\nYou fucking die. THE END.\n\n

Realistic WWIII Scenario

You fire straight at the nukes. Sadly, some of the nuclear waste rains upon the people and everyone dies.\n\nTHE END\n\n\n

Smedis2

YOU CLICK ON A HIGHLIGHTED LETTER.\n\nZOMBIE HITLER DIES AND THE NUKE DISSAPEARS.\n\nGOOD JOB.\n\n\nYOU'RE WINNER!