History essay assigned
today,
Two more classes
to get outta the way,
I think I'll ditch and go home and sleep,
(since I'm sixteen and have a Jeep,)
I certainly do not want to stay.
Forget math ‘nalysis,
it's a chore,
Plus all the rest is just a bore.
At home I can sit and watch T V,
With a bowl of popcorn on my knee.
I put off things ‘till the night before.
English is fun if there's
nothing to do.
And that also goes for Spanish III, too.
I'll copy the work from my very best friend,
My shirking puts off everything ‘till the end.
You can't teach to old dogs somethin' new.