In 2012 there is dating but there is also SHOOTING. SHOOT your way into the heart of fictitious game designer who would probably not be well served by suing anyone, while avoiding cute little cookies that may look cute but will GROW YOUR BUTT and make you LESS ATTRACTIVE to fictitious game designer's eyes. Will you win at dating, or will you lose at dating? You must win. Or you will lose.
Inspired by genre/setting combinations from Mojam that they totally should have made instead.