An attempt to see what Robotron would be like if the gameplay feature that made it famous went missing - namely, being able to control where you shoot.
(Not to be confused with Voxatron.)
Controls:
Movement - Arrow Keys
Shooting - Malevolent A.I.
(You can also press Delete to skip a level if the game is driving you up a wall, either figuratively or literally. Actually, if you are literally driving up a wall then you should stop "gaming and driving".)
(Note that pressing Delete will disqualify you from unironic endgame celebration.)
To go fullscreen, pretend that there's a quicktime event for the F key all of a sudden. You know, like the bad new days of AAA gaming!