The rain always puts me in a contemplative mood. It gets me asking questions. Why is it raining hamburgers? What is wrong with my metabolism? Who installed all these toilets? And what does this all have to do with the Cattle Killer? I don't know if I'll ever find out the answer to these questions. All I know is that I need to keep on fighting.
Controls:
Arrows: Move
Shift: Jump/Confirm
Credits: Uses Pencerkoff's fat guy sprite from Assemblee.