This game isn't autobiographical so it's a "notobio".

This is a game about crying.

Click 'Ok' on the assertion failure to begin the game. Future assertion failures may prevent you from playing the game any further.

Use arrow keys to move around.
Press Shift to cry.
Press and hold Control to make the game stop working.
Press M if there are too many TTS voices.
There is no key to stop OUCH.WAV.

Throttle the Yellow Joggers for fun and prizes!

Made in MMF2 HWA. Requires DirectX 9 hardware acceleration (or Wine) and 1280x720 resolution.

Apologies to six for stealing his trainwrecking style.