A HUMBLE BEGINNING
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use the mouse to move the arm
left click to grab
place objects in body to empty hand
you can grab multiple objects in one click, but not in multiple. This means that you must empty your hand before you grab more.
i made this over the course of one sick, miserable day.
i hope you enjoy it, or at least don't hate it.
please review it i need positive reinforcement
NOTE: THIS IS THE SECOND UPLOADED VERSION, IT ACTUALLY SORTA WORKS NOW
*to the person who wrote me that poem i saved it, im sorry it got deleted. this version was made using your commentary. ily*
Ladies and gentlemen, i present you one of the most unbelievable earlier "trainwrecks" i made.
This is a horrible platformer full of triggering traps i made (and it has even waligie in it because fuck logic).
And yes, don't expect it to be made in cool MMF2, it's made in Game Maker 8.
To skip levels just press F12 if you fail a lot.
THIS IS A GALAGA CLONE sort of not really maybe nope
PRESS Z TO FIRE AND ARROW KEYS TO MOVE. THAT IS ALL.
My platforming game staring SGT Lollipop! Just try to survive!
In game instructions should tell you how to do stuff.
Created using C++, DX9.
Thanks to all who play!
-JC Ricks (@CSPshala)
Avoid cats, pick up poo.
When I was a kid (10? 11?) I got a copy of HURG for the ZX Spectrum ( http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseek.cgi?regexp=HURG ). While I'd made little games and things in BASIC, HURG let me make "real games" - the sort of thing you could show your mates. I used this newfound power one day to make fun of another kid whose kitchen was always filled with cat crap. Oh, how we laughed.
Because I still feel bad about making a kid feel bad (sorry Darren!) I felt the best way to atone would be to make some other kids feel happy. So I asked my 6 year-old daughter and the neighbour kids (8 and 9 I think?) if they wanted to make a game. Their eyes lit up and graphics and sound effects and ideas spewed out of them, and their enthusiasm was only slightly dampened by my explanation that the game we'd be making would be simple. That it involved poo sealed the deal, and within a couple of hours we had everything ready to go. It's fairly similar to the original game I made, though I don't think I ever got around to adding the cats.
Sequence of Cernuno. Your god is dead, your dirty pagan! Accept my faith and forget all your millenial culture, or renounces avoiding the sacred crosses (but if you do this, in Cernuno 3 I will burn your house with you and your family inside!).