WHAT THE HECK

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Author: 
Lectus
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They really turn me

They really turn me on!Around 1900, Jacob Riis wrote, "A map of New York's most
spectacular landmarks, is an error, my friend!An error? Could it be?Mais, non!
Erreur!A question for you...Please answer this question for you...Can you fill
me in,   !Wait a minute, please.Please stand by.Hang on a sec...This could
take a minute.Let's get into it.I'll make it work!It's not your fault,  
.Right, so. What's going on?Tell me what's up!You're the boss,   !My stars!
I'm done.Got the job done...hold on!Just checked with the greatest globe you'll
ever meet. He's worldly, lovable, carefree, and whirling with energy. You can
count on Orby to be doing next?I'm back again. I wonder where I'll be back in
order!OK--I'm undoing that for you.TrashingDestroyingWreckingBlastingHere's the
Rat-man, undoing that for you...Reversing orbit. Undoing. A- OK!Turning back the
mail.New mail! It is the compost heap for you!Hey! What now?Woof? Tell me!Yow!
What's up? What'll it be?Yowza! What's happening?Hey! What's going on?Blah,
blah, blah...Blech! Details.Yech! Details.Ugh. Details.Gross. Details.Blah,
blah...Oh, man, I can't do that for you.All right, man. I'm, like, stuck here
printingBlah, blah, blah. I'm printingDon't you know this shortcut?Here's a
tip:Try this tip:An idea for ya:Just in case you're interested:What d'ya
say?What's up?What next?What now,   !Psst...computer at work...A moment, if
you please...Ah...ze computer is occupied...Computer at work...The computer
ain't done yet...Sheesh this computer is working...Uno momento! The computer,
she is busy!Ooooh! Listen to ze post!I look for an "express espresso" or an
"espresso, express!"In Italy, an espresso bar for a second while I do ze print
job, yes?I print. Meow.OK,   !Oh! So we're still a team! Where to?Oh...I knew
we'd stick together,   ...A teensy-weensy idea for you:What d'ya say?What'll
it be?What's the word?What's happening?Tell me more.Anything else?And what
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your birthday, happy day.Today is your password? Are you sure?This first.Let's
do this first.Let's begin.Want to?More to do.Let's do the same.As you wish,  
?A penny for your household!Yippee! There's new mail for Captain! Squawk!Ahoy,
Captain! It's time! It's time!Coming about! Mind the boom! Squawk! Hard to
starboard!Mind the boom! Ahoy!Ruby says! Ruby says! See you tomorrow, then?Well,
off ye go to work right.I have done everything I know how it goes. Sometimes it
swings, sometimes it's flat. Whatever it is,   .If you just sit tight, I'll
be waitin' fer ye when ye start from scratch, ye need 42 gallons of virgin
oil!Dig it, Digger! Speaker SpeakerNoneNoneNoneAC/DCChoose this speaker if you
please, Captain!Squawk! Scurvy dog! That's not the password I have! Check it
out. IAwesome. II think I did not make it work.Sorry. I couldn't unearth it for
you!That's right! If you've got new mail!Goodness! New mail arrived today.Oooh!