OK, so it would appear that we have like a week left. It seems clear that we are lacking the tools and/or the will to actively collaborate on a single project. The only way I can imagine us pulling this off is if we somehow combine entirely unrelated throwaway projects.

Thus I declare the final direction of our project: THE EMERGENCY 100-IN-1 KLIK AND PLAY PIRATE KART MELTDOWN.

It will go down THIS WEEKEND and it will happen thusly: Like the Klik of the Month Klub, you have no more than two hours to complete a single game. UNlike the Klik of the Month Klub, there is no set time to start and end -- the Pirate Kart Meltdown runs continuously the entire weekend. The ultimate goal is to somehow collectively make it to 100 games. If we do not reach that goal, we'll repeat games on the menu with subtly altered names until we reach 100.

Also unlike the Klik of the Month Klub, there will be PRIZES. I mean, I've got too much shit in my house anyway. I'll post later with specifics of what you'll be getting (terrible games), but I see these categories:

The HOLY SHIT I'M DROWNING IN GAMES prize goes to the person who produces the greatest number of games in the 48-hour period.
The WTF IS GOING ON HERE prize goes to the person who develops the game with the most bizarre mechanics.
The VIVA VARIETY JOHNNY BLUEJEANS prize goes to the person with the largest range of game styles.

Voting in these categories will be open to everyone who creates games this weekend. Yes, even the HOLY SHIT I'M DROWNING IN GAMES prize is put to a vote. I just feel like it, that's why.

Either I'm ineligible for prizes or other people have to send me shit if I win. Prize donations are welcome.

ONWARD! UPWARD! JUSTICEWARD!

(Unrelated: Holy shit.)