Three years ago when I first uploaded Escape from the Crazy Place to Glorious Trainwrecks I promised to return with an all-new TWINE version of the game. TWINE version was originally intended to be a trimmed-down, more polished version of the 2006 TADS 2 version, but myself and my friends Loz Etheridge and Mark Bailey got a bit carried away, and somehow or other the 2017 version ended up being two-and-a-half times the size of the original. The game will continue to expand over time as I intend never to stop adding to it.