Apologies to MrPiglet <3

Press X not to pry! Game has 3 exciting endings! Don't play this with your girlfriend around! She will lose respect for you. Unless you are a girl, in which case, you're probably safe. :3

Made in Construct and things.

Edit: Please play MrPiglet's games first! http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/791 and http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/780