THE SEQUEL TO THE MOST POPULAR GAME EVER... DIRT EATER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GROVER CLEVELAND IMPRISONED YOU FOR "DIRT CRIMES".... AND NOW U MUST EXCSAPE!
USE YOUR DIRT DIGGING SKILLS TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CANNPT BELIEVE OBAMA WOULD DO THIS.

CONTAINS:
DIRT
EAT THE DIRT!

MUSIC
(REAL. BY MC CRUNGLESHITZZZZ!!)

AND SPOON.

EAT DIRT. GOOD DIRT. VERY nutritious. EAT IT. LEFT CLICK TO DIG. EAT THE DIRT. EAT MORE DIRT. WINNER!!

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VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME, 20203, REAL!!!