HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! Bet you didn't see this one coming.
(Painfully) made in Clickteam Fusion 2.5 for the first time in almost 9 years comes JUSTICE MUSTACHE RETURNS. Take on 6 opponents for... reasons. Features STRAFING! 3 different Deus Ex Machina attacks! BALANCING! ACTUAL COMPREHENSIBLE BOSS A.I.!
This time, it's a game!
Almost!
Controls in readme.txt.