The 4th in my chess variant series. This one is almost playable, almost not playable.
Chess Variant #2: ChessMario Teaches Typing is the 2nd of many (possibly) deeply unpleasant chess variants.
Enjoy!
You are Janey and you're humanity's best hope for defeating the world's smartest chess computer and winning the glory for all humankind. Attack Deep Blue. Avoid its knight or else.
Humanity's counting on you.
I'm starting this event a month late. Maybe I will make 64 chess variants, one for each square on the chess board. Maybe I won't.