Game File: 

your eggs walk the street at an unsanitary.swf

a platforming game with random quotes from gamejolt chat playing on the top of each screen

gamejolt chat on the infamous gamejolt.com is the place in which i have wasted hundreds of hours over the past year and a half, so i decided to turn the complete waste of time into something still pointless and self-indulgent, but also vaguely productive