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yiear2kh.zip

The message in the KotMB event in case you didn't read it for some reason:
I KNOW THERE'S A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF STUFF SO IT'S OBVIOUS I WENT OVER THE TIME LIMIT, BY OVER 24 HOURS, BUT THE GAME ORIGINATED FROM THIS KOTMB AND I CBA TO POST IT ANYWHERE ELSE I DONT CARE ITS THE BEST GODDAMN GAME EVER

I got absolutely no ideas over the weekend so I did a sequel to one of my pk2 games.
From there it took about three seconds before I veered off the road, but when I came back, I brought the whole fucking circus with me.

GET READY!!

Remember to take your losses like a man.
Be sure to check out the full title screen.

Also a threequel is planned which will feature Proper A.I.™ for enemies (no more shooting shit around randomly) and being able to attack in directions other than right + many more things to come!