Game File: 

UnlikelyArsenal.zip

You are Baron van der Bandolier, and must blast a swarm of Fearsome Flying Femmes Fatale. You have two bouncing lasers, one shoe-cannon set, and one back-mounted grenade launcher. You can only fire all of these weapons at once, and if you get hit by one of them, you die. In retrospect, your enthusiasm for weaponry may be

Arrows: float
Space: shoot weapons.