Famous fortune cookie novelist and spare time adventurer Jack Derby is lost in a desert. His only way out is a Jetpack. Can you find it and help Jack escape?
An incredibly frustrating and time consuming trainwreck made for Pirate Kart V.
I hope you enjoy :)
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Did it in 267 seconds!
Did it in 267 seconds!
Glad someone played my game
Glad someone played my game and left a comment. Thanks
Damn! You made the Jetpack
Damn! You made the Jetpack spawn in a random place each time! I spent ages working out where it was in terms of seconds from the start point so I could spoil it lol, but you foiled me. What a trainwreck...
i don't want to spoil stuff
i don't want to spoil stuff here but there are certain secret keys which make life easier. i think this game is quite a c'nt and I suck at it big time even though I know where the jetpack gets spawned (5 different locations). I thought of making a second version where you start at an oasis and you have to return to it after a bunch of steps to drink water or otherwise you will die because of thirst but I guess that's too cruel so I better don't do that. Also hadn't fired up Fruity Loops for like 5 years.
Best theme song of the kart
By far.
I must now attempt to steal
I must now attempt to steal this title.
do it!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
do it!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
I love seeing stuff like
I love seeing stuff like this because it adds character to the Pirate Kart. I remember for PKII we had people fighting to see who could make a game in the shortest amount of time. We also had people playing "tennis" with parodies on existing ideas ("press X to not die/cry/pry"). A challenge to see who can produce the weirdest theme song for a game is a good thing in my book.