avoid stuff, shoot stuff!

A game about my first few hours in the USA. Made in the plane while running out of battery.

Here is an artsy-fartsy Knytt level I coded up after a spat with my mom today. There's not a whole lot to do here, though. It's only a screen big, so no screenshot.

Warning: Contains foul language.

Snake. Rubbish. Pretty ronseal.

Do YOU have what it takes to yell at a child?
Holy SMOKES! Look at these features!

-> Real Graphics!

-> Pressing Moral Dilemmas, such as "when should I leave the intro screen", and "should i yell at a child?"

-> YOU choose the story! Will you yell at the child right away, or walk back and forth a few times, first?

-> Mind bending Puzzles! Can you figure out how to WALK ACROSS THE ROOM??

-> Nonstop Action! YELL at a child!! Hit restart! Do it again!

-> Authentic KHROMT poster! Look at it forever!

Famous fortune cookie novelist and spare time adventurer Jack Derby is lost in a desert. His only way out is a Jetpack. Can you find it and help Jack escape?

An incredibly frustrating and time consuming trainwreck made for Pirate Kart V.

I hope you enjoy :)

An awful first attempt at using KNP.

Poop poop poop.

Made in Construct. :3 (No music, sorry!)

Edit: Decided to add silly music in the end. It makes me 10 minutes late, but that's ok 'cos I finished 10 minutes early (and messed around for 10 minutes in between XD )