Game File: 

NAB.zip

Torture Device #29482.

name is taken from a grand theft auto vice city cutscene.

THIS GAME IS BROKEN (SOMETIMES) PLAY IT AND SEE IF IT IS FOR YOU COS IDK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

used: "Meow Mix" by Cyriak, "Starter" by Boys Noize and "Pure Fish" by Gammer and Klubfiller, cut down to >10 second loops.

update (2015-07-19)!!! i removed the secret stuff archive. should not have included it to begin with. any references to it in game are meaningless! it's also in a nice zip file now, how lovely.

also, quick guide for those who cant seem to figure levels out!!

LEVEL WHERE YOURE A GORILLA AND THERES A WALL OF GYMNASIAS: click the jack in the box! collect a certain amount of points! if it never seems to end with the wall not going away, restart the game and try again!! i dont know why this happens at all! its just random!! fuck

LEVEL WHERE YOURE AN ORANGE ON A GREEN BACKGROUND: hold one of the arrow keys! you start off moving super slowly, and eventually pick up speed!!

LEVEL WHERE YOURE A GO KART: dont touch the sides! theres a wall half way through, you can disable it by touching the item in the top left area! be super careful and control your speed by stopping and VERY GENTLY pressing the correct arrow key for the direction you need to move in! it is possible to both move super slow and also to complete the level!!

that is all 'w'