Where logic takes a holiday and all of nature's laws are meaningless.

Updates

3/18/04
"The justice always wins. Never forget it."

The archived SNES Players Club and SNES RPG Topic 2 threads from GameFAQs are now up. Unfortunately, some of the text of the Players Club topic got corrupted.

2/18/04
"It hardly seems worth my time to go through other people's things. Inconsiderate strangers!"

I actually have an excuse for not updating, since I have been very busy with classes this term. I have however, archived some discussions from GameFAQs, one of which I've posted here in addition to maps that GameFAQ's user Z3RO SoE has graciously supplied for the SNES Players Club on the Super NES board. I also found a nice little tidbit about the the OF names from from another a GameFAQs user. Not a lot other than that, though.

7/11/03
"I can't hold on much longer... But I will never let go!"

So much to do to my web page but so little time... I want to add a lot of links, work on my Zone of the Enders page, and write an entirely new Rambling Ned story arc (I've already got some ideas planned out, just need to start writing). But I've been awfully busy doing nothing... At any rate, I've gotten everything there is to get in Sonic Adventure DX (130 emblems, 60 missions, all 12 Game Gear games, the hidden character in Trial mode, and the 30 special emblems associated with said character)... So I might buckle down and work on things now. I did rearrange some things on this page, though other pages might still be in disarray.

Past updates

Games

Link Mazes

Two hyperlink mazes for your clicking pleasure. When you click on one of the three choices, it either takes you to another section (with that heading) or a dead end. My friends think they're both hard, but only the second one is really, truly hard.
Maze 1-Easy
Maze 2-Really, Really Hard

Console game stuff

Banjo-Tooie Guide Featuring all the codes that I found for this game. Yes, I found them myself in the game instead of looking in a magazine or on the internet (like some people). It's a little bit inaccurate because I was working from memory.
Chrono Cross Need a Serge protector? Well, here's my excellently excellent guide to Chrono Cross. *Under Construction*
Zone of the Enders: The Fist of Mars A page about FoM, though it has stuff on the PS2 games and the Anime (including lots of pictures). *Under Construction*

Klik & Play games

My Kilk & Play games are on a separate page. Please visit it and download as many games as possible. More and better games coming soon (well, as soon as I find the motivation to work on them...).
Klik & Play Games

Quotes

Quotes from the Simpsons, Futurama, more.

Rambling Ned Stories

I am proud to present to you my "Rambling Ned" stories on my front page now. Ned is one of four brothers, Bob "the mock-ninja", "paranoid" Ted, and "doesn't-have-a-nickname" Ed. He tells stories about himself and other characters I made up, including Mr. Crispy (which is my username at the v-cade, Clickteam, and Gamefaqs forums). Rambling Ned isn't exactly the most reliable source of information because he makes up everything he says, like how he found the Hope Diamond in a "Cracker Jack's" box, but that's what makes them funny. Saves me a lot of time researching pesky "facts".

Rambling Ned's College Story(about how he got kicked out of Harvard for kidnapping their fictional mascot)

Rambling Ned and the Hope Diamond(about how he found the Hope Diamond in a "Cracker Jack's" box)

Rambling Ned's Story About Bob (on his brother's obsession with "Jeopardy")

Rambling Ned Eats a Sandwich(how a mysterious cat kept him from making the world's largest bacon sandwich)

Rambling Ned and the Great Shoe War of 1910 (the escalation of an epic battle between two shoe stores, Shoe Heaven and Shoe Heel, and how he got caught in the crossfire)

Rambling Ned's Hometown (regarding a very lost Ponce de Leon, and a war between the territories of Arkansas and Missouri)

Rambling Ned's Ghost Story (the longest story of them all, featuring ghosts, zombies, and the severed hand of a very old man)

Rambling Ned Tells a Joke (based off of the stupidest joke I ever heard, "Why does a cowboy wear a wide hat? To cover his head!")

Rambling Ned's Story about Mr. Crispy (or, why you see so many "Mr. Crispy for President!" banners around here)

Rambling Ned's Story about Paranoid Ted ("Since when can't Tetris decide the fate of the universe?", Pac Man as a metaphor for life, and Starchy the Potato) *coming soon*

Rambling Ned and the Catgirls (just a story about catgirls Jan and Trish, and how they accidentally set into motion the Doom of Mankind...)*coming soon*

Rambling Ned and the Doom of Mankind (how the Earth is saved from total anniliation by a string of coincidences and plain dumb luck) *coming soon*

Rambling Ned and the Happy Man Cheese Town Pirates (or, Bob gets shanghied and brainwashed) *coming soon*

Misc.

Miscellaneous features, such as the archives for the SNES RPG Topic on the Super NES board on GameFAQs.

SNES RPG Topic #1
SNES RPG Topic #2

SNES Players Club #1 (Romancing SaGa 3, Star Ocean, Lord of the Rings)

SNES Players Club Progress report:

Coming soon.

SNES Lord of the Rings Moria map (provided by Z3RO SoE)

Stuff

Just some random junk left over from the school assignment this site evolved from.

Fractal Gallery
Calculator
A Crazy Table Assignment

E-mail me

My name is Brian Neal, aka Mr. Crispy. My e-mail address is:
ban5705@hotmail.com. Please put the subject you wish to talk to me about in the subject line, lest I delete it.

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