Game File: 

Afterbirth.zip

Made in 48hrs for Ludum Dare 38 (Theme: A small world)

Took 2nd place in the humor category !

Controls:

a / d - move left / right

w - umbilical cord whip

space - jump

I made the music using Famitracker.
I came up with the melody while taking a poop, and recorded it in like 20 mins right before the compo ended.
Other sounds, like the splat, are just my voice.