Game File: 

jesus21.zip

The world is ending, just like predicted. The world is becoming a living hell, meteorites are falling like there's no tomorrow. Jesus has been dispatched to hold off the final hour for as long as possible, BY MASHING THE X BUTTON AS FAST AS HE JESUSELY CAN AND JUMPING BLINDLY IN FRONT OF THE METEORS.

It's a quite boring game on the whole, but the intro rules.