Oh, sorry. Couple tips before I crash because I ran out of steam before putting in a help screen:
-Your hitzone is really small, and arrows are narrow.
-Collecting a weapon powerup either changes your weapon OR increases your manhood, so it's best to minimize how often you switch weapons.
-Shagga is pretty awesome so if you get him you probably want to avoid companion powerups from then on.
-When your health is critical, snacks will appear so you can remoisten your beard.

Just noticed a couple of cosmetic bugs (wolves not animating properly and the computer voice saying HODOR when Hordor gets hit with an arrow, which is funny) which I may or may not fix when I get up.

Yeah, there's a message at the end if you can beat Jonny Snow.