Well, my inbox from my old webspace blew up and i ended up with these snippets... I notice how much it sounds better when read aloud.. It truly is a remarkable story and at 4 am it ... spoke to me.

Taking full advantage of the benevolent laws of this country governing libel, I fancy I will produce a screed which will make this anonymous lessee feel as if he had inadvertently seated himself upon a tin-tack. Give me pen and paper, Comrade Windsor, instruct Comrade Maloney to suspend his whistling till such time as I am better able to listen to it; and I think we have got a success.

That was the end of it. I'll try to go back to my regularly scheduled jarky self from here on out.. but it's hard. I have to control it like patrick stewart controls the borg. How he do it, I don't know? but I will look to him for inspiration while he tells us charles dickens christmas tales or travels around on a boat, because like, he was always a boat man. RERAIL.