yah.
eat it goes something like this
so santa? it was he was still really tired today
he decided that i just wanna get a yule log today
and then sit there and look at the log
but i'm really tired of being at the log
so he set up, he set up something else
he set up a fake log. he asked people to
make him a program that had a little fake log in it.
because you could burn it up and then people would
be really happy to look at it. it was, it was very
special. special like the devil. but the, but the devil
has has lots of horns, and, and santa really, doesn't.
all he has is a lot of fhread. sometimes he gives people
lots of bread. you, have to give them lots of bread, or
else they will be very very sad. they will be very sad
and they won't have to go in to the elevator, cuz the
elevator is very, very dangerous. be cause, somebody
forgot to put the sign up, the sign up that says get the
expletive out and ehhyou had to go. theyhad to go and
they had to turn on the a/c, because it was getting
really warm in there, because they let the yule log get
too hot, they decided hey, i don't need that yule log
anymore. it's not m your fred it's not my friend
neither. santa took some yoga, because he was feeling
very bossy. and he forgot to flossy. he was very very
sad. he forgot his sled. his, sled warmer. his sled
warmer, and his sled polish. his sled polish, was gotta
golish. his, m gotta some galoshes there's polish, n it
was very sad. so he got some headlights. and he got a
tree. and he said "HEY! Why don't you just get this
headlights and get this tree and then go out and get
steeringwheel?" and some, some wheels too, cuz you don't
need the steering wheels, you need them to function the
wheels. and then the light. he had to turn it on. it had
to turn it on cuz it was very sad. it was very sad
because you forgot to put the ferns out. cuz the ferns
out were very happy until they were left out for too
long. they said that they wanted water. and they wanted
spores. they wanted spores. cuz therrr yeauu get really
sad without em. and then you gotta go you gotta go play
punchout you cuz punchout's a lot of fun. and you gotta
put the signs up. cuz if you don't put the signs up,
they get really sad. and then you say uh oh. where's my,
where's my, where's my der dur dar tv dinner? and you're
like no oh uh oh uh i don't have a tv dinner right now.
It's not where I want it to be. It's t t not, you gotta
put the stew over there. You gotta put the stew over
there. Because, ea you have to hid it in the pharma, in
the pharmacy to get the, to get the RX, cuz people like
to eat the vitamins, the arxes, the arxes are very
special. They like to, they like to teleport people.
That's what you gotta do. and then so. we take this,
ewoo we take this moment tuhh uhh you know say goodbye
and stuff.
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Comments
Whoa, scrollflower.swf is
Whoa, scrollflower.swf is kind of amazing. Too bad the sprite clipping doesn't really work properly when run as a browser tab instead of a page embed.
i have to say
i like your style