First off, I have to say that this game includes rapidly flashing colors. DEFINITE SEIZURE WARNING

But yeah, what an asshole of a game. This is like the worst person you knew in elementary school but in game form. Like he's slovenly, always has food dribbling down his chin, probably farts a lot, laughs really loudly at bad jokes at inappropriate moments, and he's always doing that thing where he says you have something on your shirt and when you look at it he pokes your face.

I made some box art for you: