clark stanley has sold snake oil contaminated with shrink ray energy! will jogger be able to report this to the judge in time?

press R to reset game.

Music is Rave On by Masafumi Takada and Jun Fukuda

For Grid 1 Online Chat Room + Snake Oil Hawker + Shrink Ray

The PC link is above.
This is the Mac Link.

This is part one of a Diptych called "The Force Awakens".
The second game is called "Aerisdies".

This game has content that some may find offensive.

This game has 38 minutes worth of cutscenes.
Play this in one go, preferably around 3am, preferably covered in lotion.

Video Game.

Enjoy a thrilling trot in the shoes of a strange creature along the tops of the freight train to Altoona. Many say that the creature that rides the rails will surely lead to ruin. Perhaps, but it knows no other way to exist. Try not to trip and crash into any of the horrifying tears in reality as your all-important score scrolls higher and higher.

Race down a mountainside in a toboggan! Dodge trees and fly off of jumps. A nod to the early Windows game Ski-free.

Feedback about goals, powerups, obstacles,suitable game music, and general game design is appreciated.

Start the game at the title screen using "spacebar"
Use the arrow keys to rotate left and right.

2D platform runner.
Play as Fred the killer unicorn as he smashes his way through his enemies.

Features:
-Unique art.
-Over 27 randomly generated levels.
-Boss battles.
-2 different gameplay modes.
-Awesome unicorn carnage.

2D platform runner.
Play as Fred the killer unicorn as he smashes his way through his enemies.

Features:
-Unique art.
-Over 27 randomly generated levels.
-Boss battles.
-2 different gameplay modes.
-Awesome unicorn carnage.

Based on the example by Smedis2 in his Anniversary Preview, for you interest here is the legendary "Yellow Jogger Survival Challenge."

This is my first attempt at making a RPG game at KNP, and it's pretty terrible. It doesn't have a save engine, so the game is quick-play. The controls are obvious.

As one of the greatest track runners in history, you must run. In SPACE.