clark stanley has sold snake oil contaminated with shrink ray energy! will jogger be able to report this to the judge in time?

press R to reset game.

Music is Rave On by Masafumi Takada and Jun Fukuda

For Grid 1 Online Chat Room + Snake Oil Hawker + Shrink Ray

http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/thunderzires.html PERFORM ROCK DEMIGOD(DESS) AURAS HERE

EVER WANDERED INTO THE WANDERLUST OF ACCORDION AND DISTORTED ROCK GUITAR? This is where it begins. THUNDERZIRE! Desiring of ultimate thunder and PUNCHING IN ART AS YOU LISTEN, GLISTEN, and CHISEL THE PART OF REALITY YOU DESIRE .. WILL YOU CAPTURE YOUR SCREEN TO UNDEMEAN THE BEHEMOTH? OR WILL YOU LOCK IT AWAY TO A PLACE THAT YOU'VE NEVER SHOWN?

THIS IS YOUR DESIRE

THUNDERZIRE!!!!!!@

uhh, game not up

A Series that probably will go nowhere.

I BET YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS

Oh no, the Yellow Jogger is really small for some reason! Help him out by using the mouse! Left-click on objects like doors to interact with them. The Jogger will pick up some household items (one at a time) and carry them around. Right-click anywhere to make him drop the item. You want to guide the Jogger to the growth ray so he can unshrink himself.

Edit: Fixed level 5 so it actually requires the umbrella.

I CHEATED TWICE.
You must escape Jim Bonacci's head! Also when it gets to night Frankensteins attack you too.

Instructions and everything in game.

(Not really nominated for GOTY 2012)

You are El Loco Dumas,A.K.A. The Yellow Runner.
You are looking for gold,and happen to stumble across a cavern with some in it.
Unfortunately,DRACULA is guarding the cave,and the cave also moves and has walls of DEATH.

Can you stand up to the challenge?

Controls:
Arrow Keys:Move.
and that's it.

GOOD LUCK!

You are Yellow Runner, brand new Running Robot prototype from the Pentagon.
Although you were designed as an unfeeling Running Combat Machine, you have begun to feel emotions.
You will not fight. You will escape.

Features a good ending + a bad ending!

The Vampire has kidnapped all of your favorite Klik and Play characters! Rescue them and Spindley Q so that the Klikking may continue! Features a first-ever look inside the Glorious Trainwrecks World Headquarters.

Arrow keys to move. Other instructions provided in game.

(cw: vore kinda)

Somewhat based off of a very popular game from the old V-Cade where you jumped around a randomly-moving snake-like ribbon while trying not to fall off.

Left and Right Arrow Keys to move.
Shift to jump (you'll probably want to hold the key, actually).
Don't fall off the snake.
Don't let the snake eat you (it does this if the head collides with you from the side or from above).

You can adjust the snake's movement to make it faster, slower, or more random. You can also make the snake's tail longer if you want. The game features a random seed, so you can keep playing the same pattern over and over until you better yourself.

Three game modes:

Score Attack just gives you points for however long you stay alive.
Timed Survival is about staying alive for the specified time period. If you're still around when the time is up, you win!
Collect the Food is about eating all the hamburgers. Eat a hamburger, and you win one point. The snake can eat them too, but this won't earn you any points! Once all the burgers are eaten, you move on to the next round which has one more hamburger in it.

Update: Fixed an issue with past/high score not being remembered on custom games. Also provided more sane default values. Redownload if you've already downloaded.