A game i created solely to make a joke on computer crashes. Top features include a wide variety of things to avoid, The glitchiest parallax scrolling on the market, a faux mode 7 perspective that causes bikes to be in midair for no reason, and a strange application of prime numbers to make the title screen music.

Some people just aren't prepared for the call to adventure.

Controls:
Arrows to do nothing
Z, X or space to do nothing
Mouse click to grab bricks, dollars or people.
You can only drag things for a limited time!