As the world's lone remaining TURBOTHUNK in a world full of LOW WATT LIGHTBULBS, you ask yourself "how can I too be perfectly stationary until pushed upon by outside forces?" "How do I permanently fill the void of solitude?"

"Easy," answers the fourth voice in your head. "Easy." And it begins to purr.

[WE INTERRUPT FOR PSA]

(Loud anthem.)

I added 1(?)! mechanic and 6-ish! levels to Drambique's Puzzleswaps entry so: the rules do hereby declare it complete!. Congratulations and please stay upright!

Find the original game here: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/10843

It is identical for the first 7 levels.

[PSA CONCLUDED. PLEASE RESUME]

Made a game a day early! Birthday hijinx may prevent participation tomorrow.

2 players!
Make your opponent get in the scorpion's way!

Scorpions are bouncy, right? Like super balls with stingers. I'm sure I read that on Wikipedia or somewhere.