LORD ENGLISH WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD SO HE'S GOING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!
May require the Official Hamster Republic Role Playing Game Construction Engine to run.
A completely infringing (and very cheaty/lazy) work:
Atariture!
An evil insectoid Law-Yar has stolen Atari's Fuji symbol and with it, Atari's mojo.
You must journey to the evil black castle and rescue the Fuji symbol
This is actually a pretty detailed play-alike to Atari 2600 Adventure, written in Java processing, for another top-sekrit project of mine... it took hella longer than 2 hours, lots and lots of 20 minute subway sessions.... my 2 hour-ness was a simple sprite mod conversion, in the finest of Pirate Kart traditions!