(game thumbnail by PrancingCheese7)

Content warning: this game contains many slurs, and disrespectful stereotypes.

A magnificent adventure in which Dario fights the evils of Jill gates accompanied by all his friends!
Was created a decade ago, reuploaded on Glorious Trainwrecks for posterity.

The story begins with an unexplained Alien Invasion, with Princess Peach being (of course) kidnapped. After escaping the initial onslaught, Mario discovers that it was not Bowser behind the attack, but Microsoft. Mario is then told that, to put a stop to Microsoft's schemes, he needs to obtain documents containing data on classic Nintendo games.

This game is hard, don't hesitate to use F5/F6 to save/load your game state!

The Gaiden in the award winning series!

What is a gaiden? Is it a spinoff? Is it not "cannon"? What is "cannon" anyway, something pirate ships use?

BINKY... nantendo... what evils await?

Controls:

Arrow Keys - Move

Credits:

Nintendo Switch by ... Nintendo
Screenshot from Nakayoshi Pet Series 5 - Kawaii Hamster 2
Screenshot from Koto Battle - Tengai no Morihito
Comic Sans

Music:

Ko-Wahi from Bionicle: The Game transcribed by -MZ-

OK, this one really (probably) is my last game. It's a tribute to SpindleyQ's 2012 Christmas present to me, It's Christmastime! Sorry for not remaking a game you didn't make for me... wait, does that even remotely warrant an apology

Here's a Vine recording.

Note: this game is endless, devoid of interaction and has no win condition.

One of my favourite KotM games, put on your make-up in the dark, painstakingly recreated in WarioWare D.I.Y.

If you can't play the game, watch the Vine!

Only available in .mio format, unless you want to track me down in person (probably across continents).

Made by Duncan.

#chinchilla

Made by SpindleyQ.

Can you avoid
death? Can anyone?

Made by SpindleyQ.

Maybe you should
do something else.

Made by Snapman.

Geoff had to sit
backwards...

Made by Duncan.

Change settings
one last time!

Made by SomniLottie.

I know, I know
I've let you down!