This is kind of a warm up since it's been awhile since I've made a game.

AIM, SET, YEARGH!
Press Z to fire at dinos.
Don't let them pass.

Have you ever wanted to be a pirate? Well, now you are.

Created on pure unadulterated lack of sleep! I don't even fully understand what I meant! Kick some serious brigand/pirate/drow butt in this platform beat 'em shoot! Read a riveting story as you proceed! With the new storytelling technology presented, you can almost FEEL the writer's block as you progress through the story! Amazing!