You are A SNAKE of the TOMB OF LORD TUTENKHITTY, supreme overlord of this MOST ANCIENT TOMB, and you WANT OUT.

Slither through the air, bounce off walls, dodge PEASANT SNAKES and PSYCHOTIC PHYSICS BADGERS and ORANGE RUBBER THINGS, collect USELESS SHINY SHIT because you're a SNAKE and you DON'T KNOW BETTER, and escape from the TOMB OF SNAKES! Tutenkhitty. Whatever!

Be sure to check out the MOST AMUSING PREQUEL, The Tomb of Tutenkhitty!
And finally, SUBMIT YOUR WILL to the COSMIC BEAUTY of the SEQUEL, The Tomb of PHYSICS BADGER

You are PHAROAH TUTENKHITTY, supreme overlord of MOST ANCIENT EGYPT, who rules his kingdom with an IRON PAW. Anyway, the GUY THAT FED YOU has UP AND DIED, and you have been ENTOMBED with him to accompany him to the AFTERLIFE.

FUCK THAT NOISE

Run, jump, dodge SNAKES and PSYCHOTIC PHYSICS BADGERS and ORANGE RUBBER THINGS, collect USELESS SHINY SHIT because you're a CAT and CATS like SHINY SHIT, and escape from the TOMB OF TUTENKHITTY!

Be sure to check out the MOST GLORIOUS SEQUELS: The Tomb of SNAKES! and The Tomb of PHYSICS BADGER