multiplayer game for two player
simultaneous control, have fun

Cincinnati Pole Game Directions:

Welcome to the Cincinnati Pole Game!
This game exists within a larger simulated space, so I am providing you with directions on how to get to the Cincinnati Pole Game where you can start pole-climbing! Does that sound good?
Ok.

When you start in the lobby, look for the green door. Go through that green door. Don't be concerned when you begin to fall, just enjoy the sights!
You will eventually fall into an area where there is a pink side and a green side. On the pink side of the area, there is a white train-station. There is only one train that comes there and it is the one you want to get on.
The train-ride is only about a minute long.
Once you get off the train you will be in Cincinnati. You'll need to walk through the Central Business District. Take a left when leaving the train-station and then when you get to a corner that bends left, take that street. When you come out you should be at the river park where the Cincinnati Pole Game is located. Have fun climbing the pole. When facing the pole and close, use the mouse button and spacebar to climb. See if you can ring the bell on top!

Single player or Multiplayer!
It even plays itself!
Thanks to Nikki and Sergio for talking me out of having a violent image in this game!

Avoid the spike snakes.

You are A SNAKE of the TOMB OF LORD TUTENKHITTY, supreme overlord of this MOST ANCIENT TOMB, and you WANT OUT.

Slither through the air, bounce off walls, dodge PEASANT SNAKES and PSYCHOTIC PHYSICS BADGERS and ORANGE RUBBER THINGS, collect USELESS SHINY SHIT because you're a SNAKE and you DON'T KNOW BETTER, and escape from the TOMB OF SNAKES! Tutenkhitty. Whatever!

Be sure to check out the MOST AMUSING PREQUEL, The Tomb of Tutenkhitty!
And finally, SUBMIT YOUR WILL to the COSMIC BEAUTY of the SEQUEL, The Tomb of PHYSICS BADGER

You are PHAROAH TUTENKHITTY, supreme overlord of MOST ANCIENT EGYPT, who rules his kingdom with an IRON PAW. Anyway, the GUY THAT FED YOU has UP AND DIED, and you have been ENTOMBED with him to accompany him to the AFTERLIFE.

FUCK THAT NOISE

Run, jump, dodge SNAKES and PSYCHOTIC PHYSICS BADGERS and ORANGE RUBBER THINGS, collect USELESS SHINY SHIT because you're a CAT and CATS like SHINY SHIT, and escape from the TOMB OF TUTENKHITTY!

Be sure to check out the MOST GLORIOUS SEQUELS: The Tomb of SNAKES! and The Tomb of PHYSICS BADGER

A 2-player demon fighting game from Bistouflex Industries.

(cw: vore kinda)

Somewhat based off of a very popular game from the old V-Cade where you jumped around a randomly-moving snake-like ribbon while trying not to fall off.

Left and Right Arrow Keys to move.
Shift to jump (you'll probably want to hold the key, actually).
Don't fall off the snake.
Don't let the snake eat you (it does this if the head collides with you from the side or from above).

You can adjust the snake's movement to make it faster, slower, or more random. You can also make the snake's tail longer if you want. The game features a random seed, so you can keep playing the same pattern over and over until you better yourself.

Three game modes:

Score Attack just gives you points for however long you stay alive.
Timed Survival is about staying alive for the specified time period. If you're still around when the time is up, you win!
Collect the Food is about eating all the hamburgers. Eat a hamburger, and you win one point. The snake can eat them too, but this won't earn you any points! Once all the burgers are eaten, you move on to the next round which has one more hamburger in it.

Update: Fixed an issue with past/high score not being remembered on custom games. Also provided more sane default values. Redownload if you've already downloaded.

and snakes and snakes and snakes and snakes