You are PHAROAH TUTENKHITTY, supreme overlord of MOST ANCIENT EGYPT, who rules his kingdom with an IRON PAW. Anyway, the GUY THAT FED YOU has UP AND DIED, and you have been ENTOMBED with him to accompany him to the AFTERLIFE.
FUCK THAT NOISE
Run, jump, dodge SNAKES and PSYCHOTIC PHYSICS BADGERS and ORANGE RUBBER THINGS, collect USELESS SHINY SHIT because you're a CAT and CATS like SHINY SHIT, and escape from the TOMB OF TUTENKHITTY!
Be sure to check out the MOST GLORIOUS SEQUELS: The Tomb of SNAKES! and The Tomb of PHYSICS BADGER