Terry's favorite tree was foreclosed on by the Elephant Bros. Bank. The rage he feels can only be soothed by a GIRAFFE RAMPAGE!!!

Press Z/X to rotate your neck, and move/jump with the arrow keys. You get more money for killing quicker, and for being less injured. Kill em all!

A simple text game about some of my favourite moments from GDC 2010.

A grindhouse-porn homage to my favorite platformer of this century. With apologies to Terry. Press up and down to make sweet, tender love.