There are sharks that are doing drugs. That's not good! Sharks shouldn't be doing drugs! Stop them. Be the SHARK NARC.

Arrow keys move around, spacebar shoots. Some sharks will occasionally light it up, and if you see one doing it shoot them. If you shoot an innocent, YOU LOSE!

Be the best. Be the hero. Be SHARK NARC.

Can you survive a conversation with your new stepfather without hurting his feelings?

EDIT: Re-uploaded with controls that actually make sense now!

EDIT EDIT: Now works on Windows 10! Tell your friends!

Chomp on the brains of the townsfolk as they try to flee. For the less-discriminating undead palate, animals are also available. There's no way to win, but if you do well, you'll go back to the grave satisfied.

How do you kill a Circus? The second-greatest trainwrecks version of a lame joke ever!

I made a masocore game, with me as the protagonist!

FUN TIMES AHEAD, TOOT TOOT

press keys to move

So did you think NORMAN 2: THE SEXY BIKINI BABES OF EASTERN RUSSIA was great? Wait 'till you see the newest game in the everlasting NORMAN series, THE NORMAN FAMILY GOES VACATIONING 3: "I think we left the baby home"!

New exciting features such as GRAVITY-IGNORING GRANNY, DEAD BABY, BEE GUN and much more!

Pacman with conservation of mass.

Playable online: here

Get Obese!