UPDATE: You can now play this game on itch.io with added music and sound. I noticed that the html version hosted on GT didn't work anymore, so I uploaded to itch. This version has some sound effects and some music that I wrote originally intended for this game, but I never put in until now.

The player can watch episodes of a popular TV program at home and go outside to socialize. The velociraptor only wants to talk about TV! Talk to your velociraptor friend about TV!

In this exciting simulation, you, Quasimodo, must get into the saloon.
However, a fearsome gorrila will not let you in, as he is the bouncer.

Use your skills to enter the building, and get a few drinks!

Controls:

Left and Right: Move
Shift: Jump (no use)
Bump into the gorrila to negotiate.

Ever wondered why the people can't get to vote on the new pope?

Ever wished to do that yourself? To have the freedom of choosing? To have a voice?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!

Or at least almost can! With the Simulator of a Pope Shop, or simply SimPopeShop!

What you have to do is simple:
1) First you select the pope you want to buy
2) Then you pay by shredding tears so that the Room of Tears can have some effect.
3) Presto!

I guess the correct title would be "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Bicycle" or "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Pennyfarthing" but i don't care.

The controls are VERY simple. There's a strenght meter going up and down, and all you have to do is press SPACEBAR when you think the meter is high enough. The higher the meter when you press SPACEBAR, the farther (and faster!) you go.

Also, this is the SECOND game to feature my OWN MIDI SONGS

JUSTICE MUSTACHE RETURNS FOR THE 3RD TIME!
EXPERENCE WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR FOR A WHILE.
(Instructions in game, just wait for a few seconds at the title.)
(Also, please read the TXT included. I beg you to.)

ENJOY!

WHY DID I MAKE THIS

That face was drawn by a friend on a Teamviewer session. NOW IT HAS BEEN IMMORTALIZED IN A GAME.

Press z to fire
you can't die
the sounds were made by my voice

What I always think should happen when I'm playing Civilisation.

NOW WITH ABSURD SOUNDS!
Oh,and if you can identify the Main Game song,you deserve a cookie from JUSTICE MUSTACHE.

So...manburger.....
You make a game after the Final Game?
WELL...TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME!

YOU ARE JUSTICE MUSTACHE.
YOU MUST DEFEAT THE EVIL TROLL TO RETURN JUSTICE TO THE EARTH!

THROW RADISHES AT HUMAN
HUMAN EAT RADISH
DON'T CRUSH HUMAN!
HUMAN BECOME VEGAN
VEGAN GOOD.

Guaranteed to be the WORST game you play today.

You take on the role of a poor cat who has been thrust into the world of gravity, falling to his possible death unless YOU, the intrepid player, is able to take control and make him land on his feet!

With random height and rotation! It's a moderately new experience every time!

Use your arrow keys left and right to rotate the cat. Watch out, he trembles! He's scared!

Press space to restart, and escape to quit.