[I was rummaging around on my old computer and found a couple old Klik and Play games! They probably won't work on modern computers!]

I... kinda don't know what this is? I mean, other than having a great title. Contrary to its highly descriptive name, I'm not sure it's possible to complete this! I tried like eight times! It's a sideways platformer that uses a .WAV quote from Con-Air and an Actraiser .MIDI so it's definitely something I made and chose not to upload here. Probably because it was too difficult...