Game File: 

you can only cry 80 times.zip

this is a "parody" of https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11049

play the game that inspired this game: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11049

play a game that is superior to this game: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11049

this game may take longer to download than it takes to play, depending on how fast you can click and download.

You can run the exe if you're a windows
you can install a java complier otherwise
the source is included. read my code at your own risk, this was written in like an hour.

oh yeah make sure to extact it all first