this is a "parody" of https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11049

play the game that inspired this game: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11049

play a game that is superior to this game: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11049

this game may take longer to download than it takes to play, depending on how fast you can click and download.

You can run the exe if you're a windows
you can install a java complier otherwise
the source is included. read my code at your own risk, this was written in like an hour.

oh yeah make sure to extact it all first

Dear You,

Love,

Nummer, supreme wizard

Cursed by the fearsome wrath of the supreme wizard Nummer to become immortal, you try to defy this annoyance by making yourself only able to die 80 more times. But the kicker is, you brought this on yourself, first by ruining her spaghetti dinner one time, and later mis-casting your spell to break out of her curse, reducing your immortality to being able to die only 80 times. To top it all off, you are on the way home and stuck in the Field Corridor, a dangerous zone. Your only help now is the fact that you can safely die 80 times, but keep in mind that it is only 80 times that you can die! If that wasn't bad enough, every time you do die, up to the limit of 80, your grasp of reality will be shaken dramatically by the withering curse of supreme wizard Nummer!

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