This is basically The Terrible Terrible Turret multiplied by 12. Though, this really began as a hack of Helipong.
Light up the night sky with a scintillating array of automatic laser fire! Use the arrows to rotate the ring of cannons, and see how long you can last before they are destroyed in a glorious blaze.
TIP: Get a friend to watch you play so they can tell you how cool the screen looks.
Oh, and here's something neat: unlike The Terrible Terrible Turret, I randomised the variables in the attack progression sequence. So, you'll get a slightly different kind of laser show every time you play.
Background "A Spring Sky Over Hirsau Abbey" via Astronomy Picture of the Day.
OOPS! TITLE DOES NOT FIT! FULL TITLE IIIIIIS:
KOMMANDER OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOW MAY KOMMANDER: KING OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOWMAKING: WINDOW MAY KING: WINDOWLICKER: THE MUSICAL: WIDOWMAKER: WINDOW MAY KILL: X11: MECHANISM NOT POLICY
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WINDOW COMMANDER, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO COMMAND WINDOWS
WINDOWS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR
DISMISS EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS
DON'T DISMISS NOT-EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS
USE ROBOTS TO CONTROL ASTRONAUTS
FIND ALIENS THAT ARE NOT POP-UP WINDOWS
CLICK POP-UP ALIENS TO CLOSE THEM
TRICK THE CLOWN
I HATE FORD ADVERTISEMENTS
I AM USING CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Dodge the falling grenades that your malfunctioning war turret is shooting!